Hard to even find the words

Cerberus should have made more than one clone

Normandy Upgrade

Normandy Upgrade

The Cockpit
“EDI, pipe in some screwing music.”

The Cockpit

“EDI, pipe in some screwing music.”

Asari Analeologist
That’s a pretty sweet bookshelf if I do say so myself.

Asari Analeologist

That’s a pretty sweet bookshelf if I do say so myself.

Just a taste

Just a taste

Asari Biology
“Commander I realize that you are unfamiliar with Asari anatomy, however in my species the vaginal opening is positioned ventrally to the anus.”

Asari Biology

“Commander I realize that you are unfamiliar with Asari anatomy, however in my species the vaginal opening is positioned ventrally to the anus.”

Okay, who wants eggs?
Liara, eggs?
Traynor?
Tali? Aw she’d definitely want eggs.
Miranda?
Shepard, eggs?
Anyone else?

Okay, who wants eggs?

Liara, eggs?

Traynor?

Tali? Aw she’d definitely want eggs.

Miranda?

Shepard, eggs?

Anyone else?

“I’ll say this for you Shepard, you throw one hell of a party”

Commander Shepard’s Excellent Anal Adventure

Commander Shepard’s Excellent Anal Adventure

You da man now, Yahg!

You da man now, Yahg!