April Q & A

Got an idea for a request from the new bustier tali model… Basically it’s a version of the drunk Tali scene in the Normandy lounge where she tells Shep about her emergency induction port… Only now Shep convinces her to suck his dick through the port in her helmet. (With Tali gripping Shep’s ass to get nice and deep)
-There is no Normandy lounge map or model.  Maybe when she gets drunk at the party.


What about a picture of trio of pics of Elizabeth? The first one being ponytail, then lady Comstock dress, then BaS? All similar to poster pin-ups?
-I’ll pass.  I will do some more with Elizabeth in the future.

can you do samantha getting fucked by male shepard while she eats out female shepard/another female character
-Yep.

Can you do something with Maya Brooks? There like less than 10 of her.

-There is no nude model of Maya which tends to make pics with her a gigantic pain.  We’ll see.

May I please be so bold as to request a scene of Liara being bend over her ilium office desk and absolutely railed by Shep wearing nothing but her dominatrix boots from LordAardvark’s model? (Liara in the boots that is, not Shep lol)

-Yep.


Loved the Javik/Liara picture. Any chance you could make a Liara/Feron picture?
-Yep.


y9ou should do another mass effect comic with Sheploo and set it during mass effect 2
-Extortion is going to be my magnum opus, I don’t think I’ll be able to do anything that is as large in scope and make it turn out how I want like I was able to with Extortion.  Also, three large problems.  1), the maleshep model has very limited jaw flexes which makes it look odd during speech, so I’ll have to do a lot of headswaps with Aardvark’s model, 2) being porn aimed at straight males it limits the amount of partners male Shepard can have, 3) there is no nude ME2 jack model and the one ME2 jack model that does exists completely lacks any face bones.  If I can work around these and most importantly think of a funny spin of ME2 I might give it a shot.


When will we see the new jack in action? Ever thought about posting fisting?
-Sooner or later.  Nope.


Hey, you did my Javik-Liara request! Thanks! Looks great, exactly how I pictured it. Goddess bless those sweet, sweet bloobs.
-Thank you.


Will you do a sex scene with Hermione Granger?
-Don’t have the model, sorry.


uuggh shit man, i wish you liked useing the yahg model more, caus eYahg on Femshep is like, my number one fetish lol


You made a yahg gangbang. Looks nice by the way. Are you still going to do the shadow broker capturing femshep liara and tali though.
-We’ll see.


After seeing your recent squad selection pic, I got curious as to how you’d personally rate the Mass Effect ladies from most to least do-able?
-Miranda > Liara > Samara > Kasumi > Traynor > Chakwas (GILF pussy!) > Ashley > Jack > Tali > Kelly > Allers > EDI. 


Could I please request a pic of LordAardvark’s new Jack naked apart from her boots and cowboy hat, riding a big-dicked species (preferably Krogan)? Thanks, and Christ be with you.
-Yep.


Femshep chained naked next to the illusive man while the illusive man puts cigarrettes in her mouth.
-Eh, pass.


Can you do more femshep clone porn
Femshep gets raped by maleshep clone
-Maybe.


Can make an image or comic where femshep and her female companions (at least 4 or more girls) getting gangbanged at the purgatory prison and just so you know I’m that guy again who’s asked you to do the blue suns gangbang and was disappointed by it, so just to be clear try to make it good and for gods sake show some vaginas and tits.


C'mon man, please do a femshep and all the girls from mass effect being group fucked by Cerberus or something. Please,  do this request.(most preferably in comic form)


-Dude, I got it.  Don’t have enough props to recreate Purgatory and I’m not a huge fan of the Cerberus models.  I’ll do something along those lines but I’m slow as shit fulfilling requests and abandon them frequently.  Comics take forever so unless I’m really into it’s more likely to be a single pic.  As for the overall quality, I adopted the moniker with Shitty in it for a reason.