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February 2016

Question about props in Hammer

ganonking:

shittyhorsey:

I received this message from someone trying to build a map with some props I ported.

“Dear Horsey,
today I finally tried to use your props from witcher in hammer to create a map.
After compiling the map no prop is visible. Not even one out of the witcher props.
The error log from hammer says I have to compile the props via prop_static. Naturally I had done so all the time.
After searching on Google I found out, that the props itself may be are not correctly compiled.

Could you please have a look into the props out of witcher?”

I don’t know shit about hammer or what could be causing the problem.  Anybody have any ideas or suggestions I could pass along to the question asker?

In Source, props have to be compiled with the “$staticprop” in the QC file for optimization reasons. The only ways to get around this error are to either recompile all these props with $staticprop or to use different entity types instead of prop_static. prop_dynamic might do the trick, but it’s not optimized.

In my opinion, if you are building these maps for SFM, it’s a waste of time to both make this into a bsp map and also to recompile all these props with $staticprop. Just scenebuild inside of SFM and send people the DMX file.

There you go question asker.

Feb 24, 2016 14 notes
Question about props in Hammer

I received this message from someone trying to build a map with some props I ported.

“Dear Horsey,
today I finally tried to use your props from witcher in hammer to create a map.
After compiling the map no prop is visible. Not even one out of the witcher props.
The error log from hammer says I have to compile the props via prop_static. Naturally I had done so all the time.
After searching on Google I found out, that the props itself may be are not correctly compiled.

Could you please have a look into the props out of witcher?”

I don’t know shit about hammer or what could be causing the problem.  Anybody have any ideas or suggestions I could pass along to the question asker?

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#the witcher #Self Congratulatory Jerk Off Post
Feb 22, 2016 187 notes
#the witcher #Triss Merigold #Yennefer of Vengerberg
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Feb 18, 2016 276 notes
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Do you have a link for that xpsfm baron x ciri comic you mentioned? I looked but couldn't find it...

Oops, sorry it was m1stermordern not xpsfm: http://m1stermorden.tumblr.com/post/135074903150/family-matters-larger-images-no-text-imgur

Feb 17, 2016 3 notes
Cleaning out the inbox

It would be great to see some situations where Geralt offers Ciri, Yennefer, Triss, or Keira up for sexual use in exchange for something.

- I’ll probably do something along those lines eventually.

Do you plan do do anymore Dr Chakwas stuff?

Any more femshep in the works?

-Not at the moment but you never know.

Nooo, don’t quit Debaucher, your comics are the best!

-Haven’t quit it yet, just on the back burner for a while.

How many chapters do you plan to do for ME2: Debauchery? Also, I think you forgot to tag Ch. 7 with: #mass effect 2: debauchery

-Probably about 16

Ciri being DP’d by Zoltan and Dudu please? Not sure if there’s a Dudu model yet though…

-No Zoltan or Dudu models.  Unfortunately the way the models are put together I don’t know if there will ever be a port of either :(

The master of the witcher comics has returned.

-Don’t make me blush.

I just finished the witcher 3 and found your stuff. I need more of those awesome comics.

-More will be on the way.

your witcher comic with geralts bed was pretty good. hope to see some bondage in it or more than 2 girls in it.

-I’m not really into bondage.

too bad real Geralt isnt your “Sterling Archer” Geralt. fucking hilarious

-He doesn’t have the sense of humor but real Geralt is a total man-slut.

Hey there, really love what you’re doing with your Witcher comics! Was hoping I could make request for one that involves Ciri pity fucking the Bloody Baron, with multiple positions and ending on a facial? For some reason I just dig the Ciri x baron pairing, but there’s not much stuff out there.

-You should check out xpsfm’s stuff.  He did a comic describing what you just outlined.

Make a comic about Ciri and monster ) unsuccessful hunt and do more sex scenes.

-There will be monster banging, soon.

Why is there no porn with keepers from mass effect? They would make the perfect alien monster for femshep to “explore”. Can you make this happen? Please?

-Probably because there isn’t a keeper SFM model.  I’ll dig around but no promises.

Make comix Ciri sex with a horse .

-Maybe

1 im a huge fan of your work 2 are the models used in Mass Effect 3: ExtortionChapter 15: Horizon yours or someone elses do you know who and if there availabe for public download

-Pretty sure that came from cire992 over at the facepunch forums.

I did the rig xD but I don’t know how to fix it, if there’s any way

-I really don’t know shit about rigs, sorry.

Just to say a big thank you for all the models that you put at the disposal of the community. I can create full scene on The Witcher 3 thanks to your work.

-Thank you.  I always get a kick out of seeing my ports show up in other peoples stuff no matter how small the model may be.

Are those succubi models animation-worthy? Or are they just good for stills?

-They are a pretty crappy WIP (the hair weighting and textures are all fucked up).  Here they are if you want to try them out: http://www.mediafire.com/download/6xbxpd5uck1fpof/succubus.rar

-I’m working on some additional monster models which seem to be going better so I’ll post those over at SFMLab.

Hi, is it possible to have the geralt model ? The standard suit and the standard haircut of TW3. If we don’t have to give the model to others, that’s not a problem. I never did.

-Here you go, these are pretty bare bones:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/gk31o03ihah55go/GeraltofRivia2.rar
http://www.mediafire.com/download/dldzbyf21051s0z/geraltdefault.rar

-The skin on the feline armor Geralt is broke, you can monkey around with the vmt files if the mark really bothers you that much.

Why did you call yourself shittyhorsey?

-Ass Pony was already taken.

Feb 16, 2016 4 notes
Why does the Roach horse's elbow bend inward instead of outward when using a rig? Any way of fixing it?

I have no idea.  I never made a rig for that model, this is the first I’ve heard of one.

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Feb 14, 2016 69 notes
#the witcher 3 #Self Congratulatory Jerk Off Post
Feb 14, 2016 137 notes
#resident evil #leon s kennedy #Yennefer of Vengerberg #Triss Merigold
New contest?

xpsfm:

So before I start any preparation for it and start to waste precious game or SFM time…

Is there any interest in another contest? I have a theme already…however…it could be a little bit tricky because of missing perfect fitting maps and stuff in SFM. But it is worth a try.

Let me know if you would participate after the vote mess last time. I know that some people weren’t that happy about that.

Regarding a vote I have another idea. Let’s say I try to build a vote council of 5 to 8 people who can vote besides me. That would be the fellowship of the smut.

So shoot me your thoughts and maybe you have an even better theme than me. I won’t tell my idea though.

Sure, what do you have in mind?

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#the witcher #Triss Merigold #Yennefer of Vengerberg #Fringilla Vigo #Keira Metz #shani
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digitalero:

Reblogs are on hold for the coming weeks, while I try and think about the future of this blog. Sporadic reblogs might happen here and there, but nothing substantial. Sorry!

Originally posted by complisults-and-explanabrags

RIP, digitalero bump

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#the witcher #Self Congratulatory Jerk Off Post

January 2016

Jan 31, 2016 391 notes
#the witcher #geralt of rivia #Yennefer of Vengerberg #Triss Merigold #gaunter o'dimm
Ciri and the Werewolf

quick-esfm:

She had let her guard down. Ciri thought that the river would be safe enough at night away from pursuers to bath in the cold running water. When suddenly she felt hairy claws hold her down and a meaty rod began to penetrate her nether regions and a rough tongue began to lick all over her face..

She had read the books, studied the bestiaries, but never before had she come across an entry dictating a lycanthrope’s desire to copulate with female.

It must’ve been in heat.

She could guess from the swelling of it’s hard cock that she only had moments to save herself from being filled with the wolf’s seed.

If only she could reach her sword…

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And some satisfaction for the Yenn fans here :D

dude017:

How can I animate only Triss, right?

Gfycat 60fps: https://gfycat.com/DeepHeartfeltBat

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10 People I’d LIke To Get To Know Better!

Tagged by @raptor4d4

Name: Rusty Shackleford

Nicknames: Horsey, Shitty, Hey Dumbfuck

Gender: Male

Height: 18 hands

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Favorite Color: Blue.  No yel– 

Time Right Now: 164 beats

Average Hours of Sleep: 5 to 6.

Last Thing I Googled: how many inches in a hand

Favorite Fictional Character: None really.  Yennefer at the moment I suppose.

Favorite Books: Catch 22

Favorite Bands: Pixies, Velvet Underground, The Pouges, etc.

Dream Job: Trophy husband

10 People I’d Like To Get To know: eh, they’ve already all done it by now.

Jan 8, 2016 11 notes
#this thing

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HA!

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Just Curious as to where you got your Witcher 3 models?

GanonMaster made the Ciri, Yennefer and Triss models.  Lyutor1945 made the Keira and succubus models.  Pipedude made the nude Geralt.  Aardvark made a busty Yennerfer model as well.  The rest I ported from the game.  Everything that is available is over at SFMLab.

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State of the Tumblr 2016

Amazing Ciri and Witcher work in general! Will you consider doing a crossover with Ciri and Quiet? Or a Ciri with Coach?

-Thank you.  Yes and No.

some avallac'h and ciri perhaps?

-No Avallac'h model in SFM yet.   I’ll stick it on the port list.

Hey love your work, just wondering have you thought about doing things for Shani and Iris?

-I don’t have an Iris model, there will be more Shani.

fourway crossover: geralt triss inquisitor & cassandra

- I don’t think there are inquistor and cassandra SFM models.

I love to see your stuff. Every time i get on tumblr i hope to see an update.

-Thanks.

Can you do something, anything with ME girls soon? as someone whose not really a Witcher fan all this Witcher stuff is a little boring (no offense to anyone who likes The Witcher franchise)

Are you going to finish the Mass effect comic?

-I spent several hours putting together a scenebuild for Debauchery which now crashes SFM anytime I try to add a model or move one.  So I’m going to have to scrap that chapter completely.  This has really taken the wind out of my sails for the comic but I do intend to go back to it.
As far as ME content in general, I do feel like with the exception of the comic I’ve kinda done everything I want to do with it.  I’m sure I’ll keep making ME porn but I’ve already made a bunch of pics where FemShep gets fucked by Wrex or Tali gets double stuffed by MaleShep and Garrus so it’s just not as interesting for me at the moment.  So for the time being expect to see more Witcher content than Mass Effect (sorry!)

Request for Femshep getting nailed from behind by an elcor

-I will stick this one on the list though, cause hey, another chance to use a horse dick model.

your recent witcher comic with the tree monster was pretty good and funny. it kinda reminded me of evil dead. when your making more witcher comics, can you put at least these elements: ciri is protagonist, more than 1 girl, and bondage.

-Thank you, there will be more Witcher comics and I’ve some ideas for Ciri.  Not a huge bondage fan though.

Please create models for Assassins Creed Syndicate. Evie Frye. I like her so much. Strong, beautiful and smart. Better have some story with her twins brother Jacob. Thanks!

-I don’t have AC Syndicate and haven’t seen any Evie xnalara models that I could port.

Hi SH! what are your thoughts about SEM entertainment? Do you think they could become big and maybe even compete with studioFOW? competition is always a good thing :)

-I don’t know if they are really competition as neither group is trying to sell anyone anything.  The more the merrier, I look forward to seeing what they produce.

Chances of something with Ciri letting the Baron fuck her as a thank you for his hospitality?

Can I request something with Ciri off secretly “training” with some Trolls?

I would love to see some Yennefer or Ciri with creampied pussies. Also I love your witcher comics. Keep them coming please.

Could you do something where Ciri has take a more sexual route to beat a creature?

-Maybe to all.

Going to ever do female turians or xenomorphs?

-I don’t have SFM models for either.

ShittyHorsey releasing horses, they better be shitty ಠ_ಠ

-Any model I port is guaranteed to be barely functional.

you are a beautiful human being

-Oh, you.

Jan 1, 2016 10 notes
#Self Congratulatory Jerk Off Post

December 2015

Pls, u can do anything with Witcher 3? Ciri, Tris, Yen, u know? pls :)

Oh, darling, if you only knew what was in store~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHMBV5SNMOU

*hype train hype train*

~( ̄ω ̄)~

~Fow-Chan♥

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[COMMISSION] Juliet Starling Nude Model Release

lordaardvarksfm:

Download from SFMLab

Juliet Starling, from Lollipop Chainsaw. A port of this nude mesh by bocchi-ranger.

Port commissioned by UnidentifiedSFM, whom also made the release picture.

Features full eye-, face-, and finger-posing, full phoneme extraction support, original face bones, slightly updated textures, various texture and normal-map seam fixes, some mesh rerigging, fully jiggleboned breasts and ass. Does not have jiggleboned hair.

If you come across any problems, feel free to point them out.

If you have any models you’d like to see brought over to the SFM, then please feel free to look through my commissions page. I do animations, too!

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