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January 2016

Just Curious as to where you got your Witcher 3 models?

GanonMaster made the Ciri, Yennefer and Triss models.  Lyutor1945 made the Keira and succubus models.  Pipedude made the nude Geralt.  Aardvark made a busty Yennerfer model as well.  The rest I ported from the game.  Everything that is available is over at SFMLab.

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#star wars #bb-8 #r2-d2 #Juno Eclipse
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#life is strange #chloe price #max caulfield
State of the Tumblr 2016

Amazing Ciri and Witcher work in general! Will you consider doing a crossover with Ciri and Quiet? Or a Ciri with Coach?

-Thank you.  Yes and No.

some avallac'h and ciri perhaps?

-No Avallac'h model in SFM yet.   I’ll stick it on the port list.

Hey love your work, just wondering have you thought about doing things for Shani and Iris?

-I don’t have an Iris model, there will be more Shani.

fourway crossover: geralt triss inquisitor & cassandra

- I don’t think there are inquistor and cassandra SFM models.

I love to see your stuff. Every time i get on tumblr i hope to see an update.

-Thanks.

Can you do something, anything with ME girls soon? as someone whose not really a Witcher fan all this Witcher stuff is a little boring (no offense to anyone who likes The Witcher franchise)

Are you going to finish the Mass effect comic?

-I spent several hours putting together a scenebuild for Debauchery which now crashes SFM anytime I try to add a model or move one.  So I’m going to have to scrap that chapter completely.  This has really taken the wind out of my sails for the comic but I do intend to go back to it.
As far as ME content in general, I do feel like with the exception of the comic I’ve kinda done everything I want to do with it.  I’m sure I’ll keep making ME porn but I’ve already made a bunch of pics where FemShep gets fucked by Wrex or Tali gets double stuffed by MaleShep and Garrus so it’s just not as interesting for me at the moment.  So for the time being expect to see more Witcher content than Mass Effect (sorry!)

Request for Femshep getting nailed from behind by an elcor

-I will stick this one on the list though, cause hey, another chance to use a horse dick model.

your recent witcher comic with the tree monster was pretty good and funny. it kinda reminded me of evil dead. when your making more witcher comics, can you put at least these elements: ciri is protagonist, more than 1 girl, and bondage.

-Thank you, there will be more Witcher comics and I’ve some ideas for Ciri.  Not a huge bondage fan though.

Please create models for Assassins Creed Syndicate. Evie Frye. I like her so much. Strong, beautiful and smart. Better have some story with her twins brother Jacob. Thanks!

-I don’t have AC Syndicate and haven’t seen any Evie xnalara models that I could port.

Hi SH! what are your thoughts about SEM entertainment? Do you think they could become big and maybe even compete with studioFOW? competition is always a good thing :)

-I don’t know if they are really competition as neither group is trying to sell anyone anything.  The more the merrier, I look forward to seeing what they produce.

Chances of something with Ciri letting the Baron fuck her as a thank you for his hospitality?

Can I request something with Ciri off secretly “training” with some Trolls?

I would love to see some Yennefer or Ciri with creampied pussies. Also I love your witcher comics. Keep them coming please.

Could you do something where Ciri has take a more sexual route to beat a creature?

-Maybe to all.

Going to ever do female turians or xenomorphs?

-I don’t have SFM models for either.

ShittyHorsey releasing horses, they better be shitty ಠ_ಠ

-Any model I port is guaranteed to be barely functional.

you are a beautiful human being

-Oh, you.

Jan 1, 2016 10 notes
#Self Congratulatory Jerk Off Post

December 2015

Pls, u can do anything with Witcher 3? Ciri, Tris, Yen, u know? pls :)

Oh, darling, if you only knew what was in store~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHMBV5SNMOU

*hype train hype train*

~( ̄ω ̄)~

~Fow-Chan♥

Dec 31, 2015 67 notes
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Dec 25, 2015 118 notes
#philippa eilhart #allgod #Keira Metz #Lambert #vesemir #Triss Merigold #succubus #geralt of rivia #Yennefer of Vengerberg #ciri #cave troll #eskel #johnny #ghoul
Dec 24, 2015 374 notes
#the witcher #shani #Triss Merigold #philippa eilhart #Yennefer of Vengerberg #ciri #Keira Metz #succubus #cave troll #ghoul #allgod
Dec 23, 2015 175 notes
#the witcher #Triss Merigold #Yennefer of Vengerberg #geralt of rivia #letho of gulet
Dec 22, 2015 201 notes
#Triss Merigold #cave troll #the witcher
Dec 21, 2015 201 notes
#ciri #the witcher
Dec 20, 2015 252 notes
#the witcher #succubus #ciri #Triss Merigold #shani #geralt of rivia
Dec 20, 2015 145 notes
#the witcher #Triss Merigold #Yennefer of Vengerberg
Dec 19, 2015 196 notes
#the witcher #geralt of rivia #Yennefer of Vengerberg
Dec 18, 2015 29 notes
#roach #the witcher #Self Congratulatory Jerk Off Post
[COMMISSION] Juliet Starling Nude Model Release

lordaardvarksfm:

Download from SFMLab

Juliet Starling, from Lollipop Chainsaw. A port of this nude mesh by bocchi-ranger.

Port commissioned by UnidentifiedSFM, whom also made the release picture.

Features full eye-, face-, and finger-posing, full phoneme extraction support, original face bones, slightly updated textures, various texture and normal-map seam fixes, some mesh rerigging, fully jiggleboned breasts and ass. Does not have jiggleboned hair.

If you come across any problems, feel free to point them out.

If you have any models you’d like to see brought over to the SFM, then please feel free to look through my commissions page. I do animations, too!

Dec 17, 2015 212 notes
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Dec 15, 2015 159 notes
#the witcher #Yennefer of Vengerberg #ciri
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Dec 12, 2015 100 notes
#Mass Effect #samantha traynor #Commander Shepard #femshep
Dec 9, 2015 305 notes
#Yennefer of Vengerberg #morrigan #the witcher #dragon age
Dec 5, 2015 190 notes
#overwatch #tracer
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Dec 2, 2015 209 notes
#the witcher #geralt of rivia #whispering hillock #Keira Metz

November 2015

Nov 28, 2015 3,457 notes
Nov 26, 2015 73 notes
#the witcher 3 #Self Congratulatory Jerk Off Post
Nov 25, 2015 373 notes
#the witcher #geralt of rivia #Yennefer of Vengerberg #Triss Merigold #ciri #philippa eilhart
It’s Been Fun.

ayatollaofrock:

It didn’t work. After completely removing any trace of Source Filmmaker from my machine, after completely reinstalling and starting again, it still doesn’t work.

Whenever I try to load up anything more complicated than the basic TF2 models and maps, SFM just dies and crashes without warning, or error messages. The only change made to my laptop was that I’m now running Windows 10, there’s been no hardware changes (if anything the machine’s running quicker because of the reformatting done before the upgrade). SFM worked last week, now it doesn’t.

Keep reading

Fuck.  Bad break man, sorry to hear that.

Nov 24, 2015 29 notes
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#the witcher #geralt of rivia #Keira Metz #whispering hillock
Are you still working on the Mass Effect 2 comic strip? Any plans to do something like that with the Witcher series?

Still doing the ME2 comic and I am doing more Witcher comics, although they won’t follow a larger story line like the ME comics are.

Nov 22, 2015 5 notes
Nov 20, 2015 229 notes
#the witcher #Triss Merigold #ciri
any chance u can upload the philippa eilhart model from the witcher 3 to sfm lab? or release it in general?

Not going to post it to SFMLab because it’s a really shitty model.  Here it is though:

http://www.mediafire.com/download/l1t16erv6kawvfr/witches.rar

Nov 18, 2015 9 notes
You do some great poses and renders. Do you upload your artwork anywhere else that hosts higher resolution files than tumblr? :)

Thank you.  I post most everything over at http://rule34.paheal.net/

I’ll post links to higher resolution comics in the tumblr posts.

Nov 16, 2015 5 notes
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#the witcher #Yennefer of Vengerberg #Triss Merigold #imlerith
Nov 13, 2015 287 notes
#the witcher #Lambert #geralt of rivia #philippa eilhart #Keira Metz #Yennefer of Vengerberg
Nov 13, 2015 5,600 notes
Questions

Dat picture with Baron’s daughter was unexpected. It turned me on hard lol. Using “bloody” word was a good choice too. Good job and very nice idea. I cannot do stuff with Ciri/Yennefer since i categorized them on the “mother side” but Phillipa Eilhart and Cerys are definitely on the “slut side”. With her blindfold, Phillipa looks even sexier. I want to know : Is Phillipa on your picture a headswap? Or is it a full model?

-Thank you.  The Phillipa in my picture is a model: http://www.mediafire.com/download/l1t16erv6kawvfr/witches.rar (these are rough models, BTW).

Where can I get animal model which from your works “a hard dog’s night”?

-http://www.mediafire.com/download/rwoq2r5xgd924v0/dogs.rar.  Aardvark just uploaded a shit ton of dogs over at SFMLab.

Your work is mind blowing dude. First time I’ve come across 3d art like this. How do you utilize the 3d models that you uploaded? I have zero experience working with 3d models. Do you have a link or explanation on how to utilize these models? thanks!

Hey ! I was wondering … which programm do I need to open the 3d model of Yennefer? Greetings!

-Greetings.  You need Source Filmmaker.  The Yennefer model is from GanonMaster over at SFMLab.  There are a great tutorials at SFMLab and several good you tube videos on how to use the program.

I LOVE the picture of Garelt with the two Succubi! Pls do more with those models:D

-Thank you.  Will do.

Can we get more angles of “confession by hound”? even a follow up would be awesome. Great job by the way.

-There are some alternative angles over at Rule34.  I’ll do more Witcher beast stuff eventually.

Any chance for girls from the Witcher fucked by dogs, with smiles on their faces? I imagine pic with smiling Ciri all four with dog deep in her, cum dropping on floor, and Yennefer near watching her like mother proud of her daughter :)

-Damn son, you nasty

i have an idea for witcher comic. it should in focus on ciri. ciri take her step fathers side of womanizing girls. it will be about her sleeping with as many girls as possible.

-I’ve nothing particular in mind but I’m sure I’ll do some more Ciri lesbian stuff eventually.

I want some Hermione Granger porn. Any link to some of that sfm stuff :D

-Check Rule34

I thought we were talking about video games you dingus, way to move the fucking goalpost, also I own all of the books both in polish and english so suck it

-And I thought we were just joking around.  Also you are the one who started down this tortured retarded logic path.

p.s. People read the Witcher novels if you like the game.  They are really quite good and provide excellent back story for the games.

could you do a pic with miranda and a varren ?

-Maybe, but don’t hold your breath.

Frozen

-whatza?

Your newest pic was great. You have the best combination of humor and sexiness in your work. Its great. Keep on doing what you do man.

-Thank you.

You make the absolute best comics. I was wondering if you had played the reboot Tomb Raider game? If so would you be interested in making a comic or two about it? I love your Mass Effect and Witcher ones and would love to see some about Lara especially with the second game around the corner.

-I have played the 2013 reboot but don’t have any plans for a comic at the moment.  We’ll see once the new one comes to PC.

Love your triss,yennefer,ciri bestiality gangbang. I love the part where I can’t see any of their naked bodies, I mean like what is this porn? In case you can’t tell, I was being sarcastic and I don’t love it I hate it.

-Well thank you.  Wait, what?  Ah, damnit.

I loved your A Hard Dogs Night comic, but there was one woman missing from the party. Dr Karin Chakwas. Any chance we might see the space gilf get her knot on? Thanks.

-Nothing planned at the moment.

Could we see a scene between Femshep and Jacob during their video game match in the citadel dlc where Jacob wins and gets sex from Shepard. Or a scene during the shadowbroker dlc where you can read the files on the computer about Miranda turning down guys on a dating site but instead its videos of her turning them down after having sex with them.

-No nude Jacob model so most likely not.

Hi do you have a full archive for all of your pics? If not can you upload one? Thanks!

-Nope and nope.  Check rule34 for uploads by Horsey.  That’s your best bet.

Between Ciri, Triss, and Yennefer what kind of sex scene do you think fits each of them the best? (like gangbang,oral,tit fuck,anal,interracial,bestiality.)

-Ciri - lesbian (yo read the books, they are great)
Triss - vanilla
Yennefer - anal on a unicorn
Keira - Yeah, that chick has blown three dudes at once

Nov 10, 2015 11 notes
Hey. Wanted to ask if there's a rig for your Roach. Thanks.

Nope, don’t know how to make rigs.  Anybody wants to give it a shot, let me know.

Nov 9, 2015 5 notes
Nov 9, 2015 225 notes
#the witcher #roach #Yennefer of Vengerberg #Triss Merigold #ciri #vesemir
Nov 7, 2015 29 notes
#the witcher 3 #roach
HHC - And the winner is...

xpsfm:

Because of several reasons I will announce the winner earlier than mentioned before.

One reason is that I’m already sure about it and the other reason is that I don’t know how much free-time I will have in the next few days due to some unplanned real life stuff.

First I really want to thank everybody for participating. It was fun and I really hope you had some fun as well. Winning is always nice but most important is that you have fun while doing what you do!

There were some great ideas which I didn’t expect and it’s always interesting to see what’s coming next.

Also I want to thank the community for the reblogs and spreading the word.

I didn’t really expect the vote to work out from the start. But it was worth a try.

I wanted to prepare a special picture for the announcement…but as already said…real life stuff…


So let me announce the winner in the most unspectacular way possible.

The winner of the Horny Halloween Competition is:

HAKU - Ghost Rider

Congratulations to Haku, who should definitely consider to do some streaming some day so I can steal some skillz ;-)

I will get in touch with you through tumblr to exchange Steam details.


Thanks again to everybody and I hope the guy(s) who botted the vote had at least a good fap while doing it.

I have already some ideas for a possible new competition (definitely not X-Mas themed). It may take a few more months for it to work. Let’s see 2016.

Beautiful job by Haku!

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#Juliet Starling #Lollipop Chainsaw
Nov 3, 2015 211 notes
#Mass Effect #femshep #Commander Shepard #Urdnot Wrex #Garrus Vakarian #Jeff Moreau #Ashley Williams
HHC - Community Vote is VOID

xpsfm:

So I got several messages in my inbox who told me that the vote seems to be botted already. Including pictures for evidence. Thanks to the community for having an eye open and telling me.

In the last few hours I had a look myself and it seems to be true. Watched it for a while (like I have nothing else to do). Even though the Top2 are really good there are enough other great pictures as well. Also the difference from 1st to 2nd to 3rd place is already too big to be true (for a multiple choice vote).

One message also came from the current top 2! Also the guys who could win want to win fair!!

Every minute or so the vote rises one more for the above first place while the other votes are stable or rise at a more normal speed.

So the vote is only 24 hours running and I have to declare it as void.

Thanks that I wasted some of my free-time for nothing. I will decide about the winner alone. I won’t waste more time setting up a new vote.

You had the power…you put it in the trashcan.

If anybody knows a bot safe voting system for a possible new competition in the future please let me know. But for this time we are done.

However…I will more or less follow the plan and will tell about the winner not before Friday, 6th November. Still enough time to preload Fallout 4 (in case the winner doesn’t want another game).

Well, that sucks.

Nov 2, 2015 33 notes

October 2015

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Oct 30, 2015 124 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard
if you like adult Ciri you are a pedophile since she is only 3 years old, assuming that's how much CDpr have been working on The Witcher 3. At most she is 8 years old since that's when the first game came out, congratulations to you and your fucked up logic; you're a pedophile.

The first mention of Ciri was in The Sword of Destiny published in 1992, so by your logic Ciri is 23 years old.  So no pedo.  Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go fap to Hermione Granger porn.

Oct 26, 2015 87 notes
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