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September 2014

Sep 14, 2014 147 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #David Anderson #Ashley Williams #mass effect 3: extortion
Can you do one where Liara fucks a dog and gets accidentally pregnant?

This replaces MaleShep fucking the Rachni Queen as the strangest request I’ve ever gotten.

Sep 13, 2014 13 notes
Sep 11, 2014 330 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #javik #Garrus Vakarian #Miranda Lawson #samantha traynor #Karin Chakwas #Liara T'Soni #Ashley Williams #EDI #Tali Zora Vas Normandy #asari
Sep 9, 2014 45 notes
Sep 8, 2014 85 notes
#Commander Shepard #Mass Effect #Aria T'loak #asari
Sep 4, 2014 91 notes
#Mass Effect #Liara T'Soni #Commander Shepard #Kaidan Alenko #Urdnot Wrex #legion #Garrus Vakarian #James vega #Self Congratulatory Jerk Off Post
Sep 2, 2014 134 notes
#Mass Effect #samantha traynor #Clone Shepard #femshep #maya brooks
Sep 1, 2014 641 notes

August 2014

Aug 31, 2014 177 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Kasumi Goto #Garrus Vakarian #Miranda Lawson #samantha traynor
Aug 29, 2014 177 notes
What made you think of the idea of mass effect porn? What about other people from different games?

I’m a big fan of the series and there are a lot of nude models for the game (around 18 IIRC) plus hundreds of normal models and props so it’s easy to come up with ideas.

I’m up for other games as well assuming I’ve played them or have any interest in them. Needless to say it helps if they are nude models for the characters.

Aug 27, 2014 3 notes
Aug 27, 2014 125 notes
Aug 26, 2014 153 notes
#tomb raider #lara croft #Samantha Nishimura
Aug 25, 2014 459 notes
More questions, ore evasive and non-committal answers

How about a pic where EDI eats out Samantha, with Joker and Kenneth (and maybe Kelly too) sitting in the background eating popcorn?

- Maybe.  I surprisingly don’t have a lot of Samantha - EDI stuff.

We totally need more femshep oral sex.

- Performing or receiving?

Would you do Ashley riding reverse cowgirl on Wrex, with Wrex picking her up, fucking her like that standing?

Would you be able to do either of these things: (i) FemShep standing smugly/arrogantly while Jacob Taylor gives her a clit job, or (ii) Wrex/Grunt (or some other large alien specimen) holding up a smug FemShep with just their erection?Thanks for the great porn, Horsey.

- There really isn’t a good Jacob Taylor model.  We’ll see about some Krogan fucking.

We can see a more Rimjob for ME?

- Nothing planned at the moment, but somebody is bound to eat somebody else’s ass eventually.

Would love to see more Miranda assjobs in her tight catsuits…I was thinking the crew forms a line for Miranda to grind her ass on their cock until every last one has cum on her butt :P

- I’m not too into the whole CFNM thing.  Probably not, sorry.

Hey you do some great work with your pictures and I really love the ones where you inject some humor into it like the recent pyjak picture. I would love to see more pictures like that with Femshep (especially the way you make her disgruntled and angry faces). Maybe something with a Volus or elcor or varren.

Request: could you do FemShep blowing Urz the Varren (or any varren whatever)

- Thank you.  Nothing specific planned yet but I’ve no doubt the ME girls will continue to get mounted by the fauna of the galaxy.

Heyo Horsey, big fan! I’m curious, is it at all possible to see a pic of BroShep giving Liara some love? Not enough of that duo around. And please, for the love of god no futa! Take care.

- I’ve got some MaleShep-Liara ideas in the pipeline. 

Could you try something from Metal Gear Solid? Maybe some Naomi Hunter?

- Maybe.  I’ll have to see if there is a nude Naomi Hunter model.

can u pls do more samara morinth rila and falare stuff?

could you do a pic where falere is sitting on Samara’s face and samara is grasping her daughter like she’s being suffocated be her ass. while Rila is biting her mom’s clit and morinth is sucking samara’s toes?

- I’ll probably come back to the daughters eventually.  Not a big foot fetish guy though.

Love the stuff. Just wanted to ask if you though of doing one with Dr Chloe Michel in it? Could be with Garrus or Dr Chakwas. Just a thought.

- No Dr. Michel model :(

What about a picture or two on Virmire with Liara giving Shep some head, ashley getting it doggy style from Wrex, and Tali riding cowgirl on Garrus. Have Captain Kirrahe in the background face palming. Maybe add a speech bubble above him saying; I guess my speech meant nothing, etc. maybe call the picture “Holding The Line.”?

- The background for that would be a bitch to figure out.  I’ll think about it.  Also need to find a Kirrahe model.

More non-gay Assassin’s Creed would be awesome! So much of it is m/m it’s good to see something like lucy stillman

Could we get more Assassin’s Creed please? Great stuff

-I’m batting around a couple of AC pics.  I’ll see if I can get them to a point where they are good enough to post.

Love your work! Can you do something with much cum and Asari?

- Thank you.  That’s bound to happen sooner or later.

Just have to say- I absolutely *adore* your work. Not only is the quality itself worth praising, but the steady supply of deadpan wit added into the mix really puts it over the top for me. <3 And hey, since these never seem to come without a random suggestion, I personally find it shocking that you’ve yet to even touch on just what might happen to Shepard’s squad back on Earth if (s)he takes the “Refuse” ending… Just sayin’. Reaper gangbang. ^_^ Regardless though, keep up the great work!

- Well thank you for the compliment.  I do like the idea of a Reaper gangbang.  Maybe not in that setting but I see if I can think of something along those lines.

why do not you do sex scenes mass effect, as well as anal comics with Samara? such as Jack in the cargo bay of ME2? my english is lame…

I like when you do pictures based on stuff from the mass effect games story like the Geth picture you just did. If you could do more like that it would be appreciated.

- I’ve got some more ideas for mini-comics.  I’ll see if I think of one with Jack.

First of all… a BIG Thank you for your fantastic work and the effort you put into it!!!! But to my question: I guess that I am not the only one who was pissed about not having the opportunity to “chat closer” with the Undercover Agent Gianna Parasini or the green Asari Shiala, most of all because after their first appearance in ME1 they give some hints in ME2 that there might be something going on in ME3. Wouldn’t that be a good inspiration for new pics or vids?

- Thank you, glad people are enjoying it.  As far as I know, there isn’t a Gianna Parasini model but I do have the Shiala reskin so, yeah I could probably do something down the line.

 

Aug 24, 2014 2 notes
So I downloaded the "Women of the Normandy Calendar Prop Download" and I can't figure out how to open it... Care to share?

I’m not sure I understand your question.  It’s an SFM model in a rar file.  Unpack it using winrar and place it into your usermod file in source filmmaker.  The different months of the calendar are skins.

Aug 22, 2014 3 notes
Aug 22, 2014 128 notes
#Mass Effect #legion #Commander Shepard #Tali Zora Vas Normandy #geth #Liara T'Soni
Aug 20, 2014 98 notes
#lucy_stillman #assassin's creed
Aug 19, 2014 215 notes
Where did you get the Wrex model?

SFMLab

Aug 18, 2014
Aug 17, 2014 218 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Garrus Vakarian #javik #James vega #Jeff Moreau #admiral hackett #Tali Zora Vas Normandy #Karin Chakwas #samantha traynor #EDI #Miranda Lawson #Liara T'Soni #Ashley Williams
I need a good Mass Effecty name for a strip bar on the Citadel.

Suggestions?

Aug 15, 2014 35 notes
Aug 15, 2014 197 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Urdnot Wrex #Garrus Vakarian #Kaidan Alenko #Ashley Williams #Liara T'Soni #Tali Zora Vas Normandy
Aug 13, 2014 24,831 notes
Mini Q & A

I wanted to know how you get your Shepards quarters pics to look so nice the Shepards quarters map is so dark in sfm and Hoq do you get the wood floor in the citadel apartment models i have a pink and black checker texture.

-I drop the model onto a pre-existing map with low level lighting.  I usually float it off the ground outside of EvilAsh’s DE clubhouse map and just light the shit out of it as I need to.  I’ve no idea why you aren’t getting the floor texture.  Is anything else missing but the floor?  Did you try and re-download the apartment model?  Outside that, I’d check in the materials folder of the model.  The vtf is just called “floor.vtf” the vmt should point to  "$basetexture" “models/immigrant/office/floor”

Great job with the miranda photoshoot, thanks for doing my request! Also was wondering if you could do some of the other angles from the photoshoot? Like the one with her arms crossed across her breasts? Maybe after that add a “deleted” picture with her pressing her tits together?

-Thank you.  I’ll consider it once I’m finished with some other ideas/requests.  No promises.

Any idea what happened to Mr Green’s page? Someone reblogged from him and the link said his account was deactivated on the fifth of august

-Nope.  I messaged back and forth with him one day and he was gone the next.  Sad to see him disappear.

Aug 13, 2014 2 notes
Aug 11, 2014 95 notes
#Mass Effect #Miranda Lawson
Hi do you know what happened to MrGreen?

Nope.  Messaged with him one day, gone the next.

:(

Aug 11, 2014
Paragon - Part 1lordaardvarksfm.tumblr.com

lordaardvarksfm:

Right. I’ve had this posed, rendered, edited, and split up for something like two weeks now. I’ve been wanting to at least sit down and write out the full comic before I posted this first episode, but seeing as I have had my free time unexpectedly cut short and my supply of reserve work to post…

Aug 9, 2014 88 notes
Aug 9, 2014 164 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Urdnot Grunt #Miranda Lawson
Hi! I don't know much about IT,but I'm wondering how do you make your art? Do you use some engine? And where do you take models from (especially interested in The Witcher :) If you use any engine is it just it or some addons (I mean, you know... erotic? Thanks in advance, Ranlab99

Everything is done in Source Filmmaker.  The models are from various sites including the Source Filmmaker workshop (http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/browse/?appid=1840), SFMLab (https://sfmlab.com/), the facepunch forums (http://facepunch.com/forum.php) and Digitalero (https://officialdigitalero.com/phpbb/index.php).  Digitalero and SFMLab are the source of any nude models.  Most of the Witcher stuff was either from the filmmaker workshop or Digitalero.

Aug 8, 2014 3 notes
Aug 6, 2014 210 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #Urdnot Wrex
Update SOUND WARNING

151bitch:

This is a long overdue update. It’s been sitting on my HDD for months. Click below to watch in full 1080p, 60FPS.

External image

Neat one with nice audio from 151bitch

Aug 3, 2014 157 notes
Aug 3, 2014 119 notes
#the witcher #geralt of rivia #ves #triss merigold #vernon roche #zoltan chivay
Questions and Answers

Could you please share that Chakwas model? (if it’s even SFM model)

-Oniga at rule34 (lyutor over at DE) was kind enough to share it with me.  Unfortunately the link he sent me is no longer valid.

Hey, I’d like to know where did you get Rila and Falere in the family reunion pic? The pic is awesome btw!

-Thank you.  Rila and Falere are re-skins of Lord Aardvark’s asari stripper models.  I used the head textures from http://taleeze.deviantart.com/art/Falere-and-Rila-Mass-Effect-for-XPS-439265872 and adjusted the body textures in gimp to make them color match.

Where did you get the Joslin Reyes model?

-Another Aardvark model http://i.dleno.de/destatic/topic-2936-joslin-reyes-%5Btomb-raider%5D.html

Will you be availing of the naked krogan model?

-There’s a naked krogan model?

Think we could see maleshep fucking a Turian female? Assuming the model is available.

-As far as I know, there isn’t a nude female Turian.

Scene: Mordin Fucking Femshep from behind, surrounded by several of the other female characters passed out naked (with cum all over them). I’m pretty sure that Mordin is the true sexmaster on the Normandy. How else could he have such detailed knowledge of interspecies boning?

Small problem:  http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/832434 and http://professorsolus.tumblr.com/post/6279550901/how-do-you-reproduce

He ain’t got no dick.

The geth don’t get much love here, do they? How about a “victory party” to celebrate Rannoch’s liberation and peace between the geth and Quarians. And by victory party, I mean Femshep and Tali getting fucked from behind by a pair of Geth Primes. “Commencing carnal upload” indeed.

-I like the idea, I’ll see what I can do.

You haven’t replied to my last request, so I gave it to somebody else. So, different idea for today. Morinth is riding Samara (you can either show it’s a strap or make the angle so you can’t see if she has a dong or not. You did the same on my last request) chocking her with right hand and pointing gun at her head with her left hand. Title it: “Heated rivalry” You could add FemShep standing near the bed and make her cheer for the winner. You can give them hateful expressions.

-I tend to save emails to respond on mass like now.  A bit to violent for me.  I might give a version of your original request a go.

Will you do anything with Zoey?

-Probably not.  I wouldn’t hold my breath.

Hey, could you do something similar to the Miranda strip tease? Except she teases with a footjob, then a handjob/going into a bj?

Hey Horsey, I have a request I’d like to throw out. Could you do something with mShep sitting, getting his cock foot fucked by Ashley? Or lternatively teasing his cock with her feet.

- I’m not into feet, sorry.

Miranda/Oriana lesbian incest please! Or, even rarer, Ashley and Sarah Williams. I know there’s a model out there for Oriana. Not sure about Sarah. Liara/Benezia/Aethyta would be nice too.

- I don’t remember seeing an Oriana model or Sarah Williams model (did they ever even show her character in the game?)

Is there a nude Aria T'loak model available?

- Yep, Vitezislav posted a WIP over at DE.

Femshep getting DP'ed by Garrus and Wrex?

Would like to see Tali getting fucked DPed by Wrex and Grunt

- I might do one or the other of these.

hi, we can see more mass effect art with varren and dog-robot fucks girls?

we can see more sex with varren and dog machine?

-I’m working on something of a similar vein right now.

Hey Horsey! Gotta thank you for the great LiaraBenezia pic you just did :). Got another request if you dont mind. Not sure if you do bondage, but could you do a pic where Miranda got her hands tied behind her back on the bed with EDI licking her pussy and have Traynor masturbating in the background? Thanks!! Love Your work

-Thank you, but I’m not really all that into bondage.  Every once in a while if there is a funny enough backstory to the pic.

I was thinking if it would be kind of cool to see a picture with the two Luteces as well as both Shepards meeting in Shepards apartment from citadel, maybe a first picture of Rosalind and FemShep saying that they sound similar followed by BroShep having an idea like a exclamation point from MGS. He points to the couch and the next frame shows broShep giving it to Rosalind Doggy style and FemShep riding cowgirl on Robert on the paralell couch. Maybe end it with the twins talking about Quantum stu

-No nude Lutece models :(

male shepard and samantha traynor 69?

-Maybe if I can make it look not like shit. 

Maybe.

Hey there can you please do femshep deepthroating wrex or garrus or maybe nyreen deepthroating maleshep ?

- I did a Nyreen - MaleShep BJ a while back.  I’ll look into Wrex and FemShep but I doubt it will work as the horse dick is probably way o big for the model’s mouth.

So where’d your name come from? Looking at your work, I’d say that you’re far from shitty

-Ass Pony was already taken.

Could I see? 1) FemShep lick ass male(anyone) pov, 2) Ashley strapon fuck male? again pov 3) FemShep finger in ass male(anyone) for blowjob, pov or not you decide. thank u :D

-I’ve done my one and only pegging picture.  FemShep may end up eating some dude’s ass out but it will have to be tangential to another pic idea.

we need a pic of chakwas getting absolutely railed by male shepard

Could u do one with Dr chakwas is dominating Femshep with strap_on?

- Nothing planned right now but I’m sure the good doctor will show up again.

What color are your nipples?

Eh, like a pasty white boy color.

Aug 2, 2014 7 notes
Aug 1, 2014 164 notes
#Mass Effect #Tali Zora Vas Normandy #jack #Subject Zero #James vega #Commander Shepard #kelly chambers #Miranda Lawson #Liara T'Soni #Ashley Williams

July 2014

Most fuckable Mass Effect chick?

Pfft, that’s easy…

Dr. Chakwas, Space GILF

Jul 30, 2014 142 notes
Witcher 2 props

Some Witcher 2 props:

https://sfmlab.com/item/147/

Jul 29, 2014 45 notes
#the witcher
Jul 28, 2014 249 notes
yo whats up

nothin

Jul 28, 2014 2 notes
Jul 28, 2014 119 notes
#the witcher #triss merigold #letho
Jul 26, 2014 145 notes
#the_witcher #geralt of rivia #triss merigold
Jul 24, 2014 213 notes
#Mass Effect #Matriarch Benezia #Liara T'Soni
Jul 21, 2014 2,979 notes
Jul 21, 2014 319 notes
#Mass Effect #Rila #Falere #morinth #samara
could you make a animated one with futa sheperd and docter chakwas

Don’t know how to animate, sorry

Jul 20, 2014
Jul 18, 2014 246 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #samara
What's the story behind this new background of yours with the salarian? Is there more to it than we can see?

He’s the janitor.  No more to the background than what you can see.

Jul 16, 2014 1 note
Jul 16, 2014 97 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #Ashley Williams
Steam Workshop :: Rotfiend from The Witcher 2steamcommunity.com

Here is the link to the rotfiend model that people have been asking for.

Jul 14, 2014 3 notes
Jul 14, 2014 112 notes
#triss merigold #ves #the_witcher
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