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July 2015

Jul 25, 2015 156 notes
#life is strange #max caulfield #ray wells #david madsen
not sure if you just tricked the viewer so that it looks like bald jack is nude or is there an actual nude model? The only ones I could find so far where the ones with hair.

There is no nude bald Jack model.  I combined the bald ME2 Jack head with the nude ME3 Jack body in SFM and just shrunk/hide the extra body parts.

Jul 22, 2015 8 notes
Jul 22, 2015 187 notes
#mass effect 2: debauchery #mordin solus #Commander Shepard #jack #Subject Zero #Miranda Lawson #Krogan #Turian #vorcha #elcor #hanar #batarian
Jul 20, 2015 137 notes
#geralt of rivia #Triss Merigold #the witcher
Jul 17, 2015 9 notes
#i have no idea what i'm doing
Jul 17, 2015 115 notes
#Lollipop Chainsaw #juliet starling
Jul 13, 2015 216 notes
#mass effect 2: debauchery #Mass Effect #Miranda Lawson #Garrus Vakarian #Commander Shepard #Subject Zero #jack
Jul 13, 2015 192 notes
Jul 11, 2015 262 notes
#Lollipop Chainsaw #juliet starling
Jul 10, 2015 304 notes
Jul 9, 2015 258 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Tali Zora Vas Normandy
Jul 6, 2015 159 notes
#juliet starling #Lollipop Chainsaw
Jul 6, 2015 208 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Liara T'Soni
Jul 4, 2015 6,948 notes
Jul 3, 2015 245 notes
#Mass Effect #Miranda Lawson

June 2015

Jun 30, 2015 147 notes
#juliet starling #Lollipop Chainsaw
Jun 28, 2015 174 notes
#Mass Effect #Liara T'Soni #feron
Jun 27, 2015 81 notes
#Lollipop Chainsaw #juliet starling #rosalind starling #cordelia starling #gideon starling #nick's head
r34 groot inc! i calld it
Jun 27, 2015 17 notes
Shit’s Fucked

Need help with a model port, can’t tell if it’s a texture issue or not.  I’m trying to port a bodygrouped Juliet Starling model from xnalara and I’ve got the damnedest problem that I can’t make heads or tails of.  Here is the issue, something weird is going on with the model’s hands:

I’d guess this is a texture issue except her is an earlier version of the model with that is using the same textures (pulling from the same material folder in SFM):

So I think it is something with the model itself in Blender, not the textures. That said, I haven’t any luck figuring out what the hell is going on.  I can pass along the textures and blender file if anyone is willing to take a look.  Help?

Jun 27, 2015 15 notes
#i have no idea what i'm doing
Jun 26, 2015 50 notes
#baby groot #guardians of the galaxy
June Mailbag

Hey there! Where did u get Courtney Wagner naked model? Pls help me with it

- Red Menace made all the Life is Strange models

Next chapter; when recruiting Kasumi, have Shepard accept her offer for a “female companion who is cute, smart and VERY Japanese.”**

**It’s from her “advertisement”, and I may have gotten the quote wrong given the fact that I currently can’t find the Youtube video.

P.S. Please bring Ashley back/reconsider having her dead.

- Already got an idea for Kasumi.  As of now Ashley is still blowed up.  Sorry.

where do u get majority of your models from

- They overwhelming majority are from SFMLab.  Digitalero has a few that aren’t there and then some of the vanilla models are from the Source Filmmaker and Garry’s Mod Steam workshops.  I occasionally port stuff over from xnalara as well.

Thanks very much for answering my question and for sharing the model! Live Long and Prosper!

- No problem.

Special infected cumming on Zoey? You choose the pose and scene. Just be sure to show tits.

- Gotta see if I have a Zoey and special infected model.  So, maybe.

Could you make a bukkakke with Miranda from either a dog or horse?

- If/when I get around to doing more beast stuff, sure.

Any chance we could get a variation of the Fem Shepard - Liara pic but with Liara and Male Shep? Don’t know if you’re willing or if it’s possible/easy to do. If not I understand. Thanks for your great pics as always though!

- On the list.

im kind of bored at your recent posts. i havent seen femshep for a long time and all you give is femshep and samara video. dude you used to kickass. cant you make more of femshep porn and more bondage.

-Eh, I had a good run.  Also I’m not that into bondage.  

Hey man, what’s with you? Lots of your recent posts kinda suck. I mean Miranda giving shepard a blowjob and she’s not naked. WHAT, WHY? Can’t you make more creative ideas. Why hasn’t there been a femshep post for a while?

- The request was specifically for a clothed blowjob next to the piano in Anderson’s apartment, that’s why.

Can you do more max/chloe

- I’ve got a couple of ideas floating around.  I will do more LIS though.

Please do more images with the new Tali model. Pregnant, with femshep, whatever. As long as it’s got hot alien purple babes in it, I’m happy

- Got another in the hopper.

I saw you using varren and dog models can you share them?I tried to find them on the web but has no luck in it

http://www.mediafire.com/download/rwoq2r5xgd924v0/dogs.rar

-The varren is on the Steam Garry’s Mod workshop

I am curious though, have you ever thought of adding some male voices??
I’m quite amazed of how much effort you’ve put into that mini movie with

Shepard. The graphic is fantastic and very smooth.

animated cortana footjob?

-I’ve never done an animation, any animation you see on my tumblr is a reblog of someone else.

Thinking about doing some more femshep anal in the future?

-Not necessarily, but you never know when the whim for ass pounding will strike.

May I humbly request a Tyrion - Cersei doggystyle anal with Cersei facing directly into “the camera” please?

- I’ll try but GOT pics are a pain since they are all head swaps.  No promises.

Sorry for my English. I would like to suggest a story - during the trial of a female Shepard it adjudicates play in a magazine with a lot of Fornax batarians to avoid accusations of racism.

- Sorry, I don’t understand the request.

Could I please request a pic similar to your Liara-Javik pinup where he’s holding her tits, only with Feron and Liara facing the other way so he’s holding her ass as she’s showing it off? Thanks

- Sure.

Could I trouble you with a request? Basically Liara (busty vers), naked on her knees at Shep’s party, holding her tits together and getting bukkake’d by the male crew members (and loving it) thanks! Love your stuff.

- I should be able to, we’ll see.

YOU DID FUTA WITHOUT REALIZING IT. YOU FUCKED UP HORSEY. YOU FUCKED UP BAD.

- Almost two years of making SFM porn and not one futa pic.  And this was how it ended.  ugh.

Jun 26, 2015 9 notes
#navel gazing
Jun 24, 2015 310 notes
#mass effect 2: debauchery #Tali Zora Vas Normandy #Commander Shepard #Jacob Taylor #Miranda Lawson
Jun 22, 2015 265 notes
#the witcher #Triss Merigold
Where did you get this doberman model?

Ported it from xnalara: http://www.mediafire.com/download/dt5iu5cybwex32u/doberman.rar

The dog dick is from ohgodzilla’s Monster Wang pack over at SFMLab: https://sfmlab.com/item/610/

Jun 22, 2015 6 notes
Jun 21, 2015 278 notes
Jun 20, 2015 134 notes
#Mass Effect #Miranda Lawson
Witcher 3 w2ent  (model) loader/exporter

xpsfm:

calicula3d:

Hype?

http://jlouisb.users.sourceforge.net/

I have no idea if this helps…..but a reblog can’t harm for all you guys out there who might be able to do posable models with it.

Jun 19, 2015 23 notes
Jun 18, 2015 182 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #Liara T'Soni
Jun 16, 2015 239 notes
Jun 15, 2015 307 notes
#life is strange #max caulfield #kate marsh #taylor christensen #victoria chase #booke scott #courtney wagner #mark jefferson
Jun 12, 2015 406 notes
#Lollipop Chainsaw #juilet starling #rosalind starling #cordelia starling
In The Arms of an Archangel - Too Much of a Good Thing

lordaardvarksfm:

External image

Click for full-size.

So this idea just came to me earlier today. Was short enough that I just couldn’t resist putting together. Especially since I haven’t been able to will myself to complete a comic for a while now.

As an aside, I have never played a Femshep, but if I would, she would totally date the living shit out of Garrus. He’s too much of a bro to leave hanging.

Good one by Aardvark!

Jun 11, 2015 136 notes
Jun 10, 2015 238 notes
#the witcher #Triss Merigold #geralt of rivia
kek horse futa good one old chap, now make it stick in where the magician ejects from

Horse futa?  What are you talking abou …


Oh my, what have I done?

Jun 9, 2015 13 notes
Jun 7, 2015 67 notes
Jun 5, 2015 226 notes
#Mass Effect #Urdnot Grunt #Urdnot Wrex #Miranda Lawson #oriana lawson
Jun 1, 2015 263 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Liara T'Soni

May 2015

May 28, 2015 225 notes
#mass effect 2: debauchery #Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Miranda Lawson #the illusive man
May 28, 2015 3,031 notes
May 26, 2015 260 notes
May 25, 2015 10 notes
May 23, 2015 86 notes
May 23, 2015 240 notes
#Mass Effect #Liara T'Soni #femshep #Commander Shepard #batarian #Miranda Lawson
When it will come out Ciri Animation? REALLY CURIOUS
May 21, 2015 234 notes
Did you play the latest episode of life is strange? Its totally begging for more Max and Chloe.

No, I like pretty much everybody else have been mainlining the Witcher 3. They really picked a shitty time to release the next episode. I’ll get around to it sooner or later and there will be more Max and Chloe.

May 20, 2015 7 notes
May 19, 2015 248 notes
#Commander Shepard #Miranda Lawson #Mass Effect
May 17, 2015 426 notes
May 16, 2015 310 notes
#life is strange #chloe price #max caulfield
May 13, 2015 302 notes
#Miranda Lawson #Mass Effect
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