Shitty Horsey

I wanted to know how you get your Shepards quarters pics to look so nice the Shepards quarters map is so dark in sfm and Hoq do you get the wood floor in the citadel apartment models i have a pink and black checker texture.

-I drop the model onto a pre-existing map with low level lighting.  I usually float it off the ground outside of EvilAsh’s DE clubhouse map and just light the shit out of it as I need to.  I’ve no idea why you aren’t getting the floor texture.  Is anything else missing but the floor?  Did you try and re-download the apartment model?  Outside that, I’d check in the materials folder of the model.  The vtf is just called “floor.vtf” the vmt should point to  "$basetexture" “models/immigrant/office/floor”

Great job with the miranda photoshoot, thanks for doing my request! Also was wondering if you could do some of the other angles from the photoshoot? Like the one with her arms crossed across her breasts? Maybe after that add a “deleted” picture with her pressing her tits together?

-Thank you.  I’ll consider it once I’m finished with some other ideas/requests.  No promises.

Any idea what happened to Mr Green’s page? Someone reblogged from him and the link said his account was deactivated on the fifth of august

-Nope.  I messaged back and forth with him one day and he was gone the next.  Sad to see him disappear.

Could you please share that Chakwas model? (if it’s even SFM model)

-Oniga at rule34 (lyutor over at DE) was kind enough to share it with me.  Unfortunately the link he sent me is no longer valid.

Hey, I’d like to know where did you get Rila and Falere in the family reunion pic? The pic is awesome btw!

-Thank you.  Rila and Falere are re-skins of Lord Aardvark’s asari stripper models.  I used the head textures from http://taleeze.deviantart.com/art/Falere-and-Rila-Mass-Effect-for-XPS-439265872 and adjusted the body textures in gimp to make them color match.

Where did you get the Joslin Reyes model?

-Another Aardvark model http://i.dleno.de/destatic/topic-2936-joslin-reyes-%5Btomb-raider%5D.html

Will you be availing of the naked krogan model?

-There’s a naked krogan model?

Think we could see maleshep fucking a Turian female? Assuming the model is available.

-As far as I know, there isn’t a nude female Turian.

Scene: Mordin Fucking Femshep from behind, surrounded by several of the other female characters passed out naked (with cum all over them). I’m pretty sure that Mordin is the true sexmaster on the Normandy. How else could he have such detailed knowledge of interspecies boning?

Small problem:  http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/832434 and http://professorsolus.tumblr.com/post/6279550901/how-do-you-reproduce

He ain’t got no dick.

The geth don’t get much love here, do they? How about a “victory party” to celebrate Rannoch’s liberation and peace between the geth and Quarians. And by victory party, I mean Femshep and Tali getting fucked from behind by a pair of Geth Primes. “Commencing carnal upload” indeed.

-I like the idea, I’ll see what I can do.

You haven’t replied to my last request, so I gave it to somebody else. So, different idea for today. Morinth is riding Samara (you can either show it’s a strap or make the angle so you can’t see if she has a dong or not. You did the same on my last request) chocking her with right hand and pointing gun at her head with her left hand. Title it: “Heated rivalry” You could add FemShep standing near the bed and make her cheer for the winner. You can give them hateful expressions.

-I tend to save emails to respond on mass like now.  A bit to violent for me.  I might give a version of your original request a go.

Will you do anything with Zoey?

-Probably not.  I wouldn’t hold my breath.

Hey, could you do something similar to the Miranda strip tease? Except she teases with a footjob, then a handjob/going into a bj?

Hey Horsey, I have a request I’d like to throw out. Could you do something with mShep sitting, getting his cock foot fucked by Ashley? Or lternatively teasing his cock with her feet.

- I’m not into feet, sorry.

Miranda/Oriana lesbian incest please! Or, even rarer, Ashley and Sarah Williams. I know there’s a model out there for Oriana. Not sure about Sarah. Liara/Benezia/Aethyta would be nice too.

- I don’t remember seeing an Oriana model or Sarah Williams model (did they ever even show her character in the game?)

Is there a nude Aria T'loak model available?

- Yep, Vitezislav posted a WIP over at DE.

Femshep getting DP'ed by Garrus and Wrex?

Would like to see Tali getting fucked DPed by Wrex and Grunt

- I might do one or the other of these.

hi, we can see more mass effect art with varren and dog-robot fucks girls?

we can see more sex with varren and dog machine?

-I’m working on something of a similar vein right now.

Hey Horsey! Gotta thank you for the great LiaraBenezia pic you just did :). Got another request if you dont mind. Not sure if you do bondage, but could you do a pic where Miranda got her hands tied behind her back on the bed with EDI licking her pussy and have Traynor masturbating in the background? Thanks!! Love Your work

-Thank you, but I’m not really all that into bondage.  Every once in a while if there is a funny enough backstory to the pic.

I was thinking if it would be kind of cool to see a picture with the two Luteces as well as both Shepards meeting in Shepards apartment from citadel, maybe a first picture of Rosalind and FemShep saying that they sound similar followed by BroShep having an idea like a exclamation point from MGS. He points to the couch and the next frame shows broShep giving it to Rosalind Doggy style and FemShep riding cowgirl on Robert on the paralell couch. Maybe end it with the twins talking about Quantum stu

-No nude Lutece models :(

male shepard and samantha traynor 69?

-Maybe if I can make it look not like shit. 

Maybe.

Hey there can you please do femshep deepthroating wrex or garrus or maybe nyreen deepthroating maleshep ?

- I did a Nyreen - MaleShep BJ a while back.  I’ll look into Wrex and FemShep but I doubt it will work as the horse dick is probably way o big for the model’s mouth.

So where’d your name come from? Looking at your work, I’d say that you’re far from shitty

-Ass Pony was already taken.

Could I see? 1) FemShep lick ass male(anyone) pov, 2) Ashley strapon fuck male? again pov 3) FemShep finger in ass male(anyone) for blowjob, pov or not you decide. thank u :D

-I’ve done my one and only pegging picture.  FemShep may end up eating some dude’s ass out but it will have to be tangential to another pic idea.

we need a pic of chakwas getting absolutely railed by male shepard

Could u do one with Dr chakwas is dominating Femshep with strap_on?

- Nothing planned right now but I’m sure the good doctor will show up again.

What color are your nipples?

Eh, like a pasty white boy color.

Some Witcher 2 props:

https://sfmlab.com/item/147/

Am I the only one who thinks that Andrew Ryan is a form of Booker? Post-baptism I mean. Jack is Ryan’s kid just like Liz is bookers. You also use a bathysphere in Infinite after songbird dies. The spheres were coded to the Rapture officials and whom every shared their genetics.

Huh, never thought of that before.

Did you ever find a Daisy Fitzroy model? I feel like taking my coffee black today if you know what I mean.

Nope.  I’ll keep an eye out.

Hi, any chance of a scene where maleshep fuck queen Rachni, please, thank you :-)

No queen Rachni model.  Also, holy shit man.

Could you try a picture of each mass effect girl looking at the cameras POV looking seductive? Sort of like a playboy bunny I guess. Semi-clothed and nude, would you kindly? Liara or Miranda are preferable. Thanks.

That’s a ton of work for cheesecake pics, which to be honest I’m not all that into.  Maybe a couple but not the whole crew.

Could you do a Isabella (Dragonage 2) and fem shep or Fem Hawke

Sorry no.  I don’t know a thing about Dragon Age and have no idea if a nude Isabella model exists.

Think we could see Femshep in a fivesome with Garrus, Wrex, Thane, and Javik? If not, could we at least get those four cumming on her face?

do something with javik and the ladies, that would be pretty awesome

There is a nude Javik model that is being worked on.  When/if it’s released I’ll consider it.

Can you make a female Shepard/Kaidan pegging pic? I’d love to see your take on it.

I did my one and only pegging pic with Liara and Shepard a while back.  I’m just not into it, sorry.

Could I see Ashley lick pussy FemShep POV ?

Sure.

I’ve been longing for someone to do a pic of Ashley passionately riding MShep, similar to the one you did with Miranda in “Ride em’, space cowgirl” Could you do that one, but on a bed or any other flat surfaces? Shepard could be relaxing with his hands behind his head, while Ashley looks like she’s in a sexual trance.

Hey, are you going to do any Mshep/Ashley? If not could you as a request? Could you have Ashley riding mShep, with Mshep sitting up and they’re so close together while she holds his face? If so, could the whole posing be shown? (er as in we can see all of their bodies)

Can u do a ashley and male shep softcore pic?

Probably won’t be this exact pose but I’ll try something along those lines. 

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Would romantic hardcore work?

Male shep sitting in the cabin watching Tali being used by Liara, Sarmara and Morinth with strapons or something omni-strapons…..while shep is geting your cock sucked on by Miranda or some other character…

Just an idea

I’ll give this one a shot.

Hey there. Requesting a pic where Samara rejects broshep’s sexual advances because of her Justicar code, but, apparently it doesn’t say anything about anal, so they exploit the loophole (if you know what I mean ;) ) vigorously from behind. Either against the big window she sits in front of on the Normandy or up against the window in Shep’s apartment. Whichever you think works best.

Supposedly a map of the observation room is in the works.  If that does get made I’ll give it a go.  Otherwise it’d have to be an anal pic elsewhere.

Can you do sth. like a jack lineup with many jacks in different positions or sth. like that?

Wait, … what?

Request idea: Javik is fresh out of his cryogenic sleep but his health depends on him alleviating his 50,000 year long case of blue balls. Unfortunately only Femshep and Liara are on hand to grudgingly get the job done. Could be either a Javik x Femshep x Liara threeway or Javik x Femshep x Liara bj/double facial. Preferably the facial idea if possible. Whichever you could make work the best. Keep up the good work :)

This one sounds like it’d be real pain to pull off with the scene build.  I do really like the idea though, so I’ll give it a crack.  No promises.

ЕВА? Ты спалился петушок

Google translate says: EVE? You slept Cockerel.  
Это верно, проснулся курица, вы хитрая лиса.

WOW, that pic you did with Shepard and Samantha is HOT!!! Could you take it to the bed where he puts more moves on her? ;)

can we see more male shep and samantha?

I’ll probably do another MaleShep - Samantha at some point.

Could we get a picture of some strip-poker on the Normandy? Ashley, liara and miranda are preferable.

I kinda already did this pic with Shepard instead of Ashley.  I don’t think I can really add anything to one I already made.

You upload some awesome stuff man, thank you. Is there any chance we could see some Lara and Jonah together?

Any possibility in you making more Tomb Raider pics?

I don’t think there is a Jonah model, but I’ll look around.  I really do need to do some more Tomb Raider stuff.

May I request an erotic and softcore pic where Tina Armstrong (from Dead or Alive 5) is giving cunnilingus to Christie (from DOA5)?

I’ve never played Dead or Alive and don’t know who those characters are.  Thank you for the request but I usually don’t make pics if I’m not into the idea.  Sorry.

Do you have a model for Oriana, Miranda’s sister? Also I’ve seen you have some pictures set in the bar area of Shepard’s apartment. Can you do in some other areas? Such as the living room area?

No I don’t.  I think Onida might though.  Still, it would be awesome if anybody who knows what they are doing wants to make a nude Oriana model.  Unfortunately the only set for the apartment is the office space.  None exist for the living room or any other area :(

Are there nude models for Joker, Ken and other miscellaneous men from the Mass Effect series? Do you have them?

No the only nude models I’m aware of are MaleShep, Vega, Kaiden and Garrus.  Again it would be awesome if somebody who knew what they were doing would make them, but sadly I don’t know ass from the whole in the ground when it comes to creating models.

Would love to see more of Dr. Chakwas giving “checkups” to the women of the Normandy.

I don’t have any immediate plans for Chakwas but I do suspect I’ll do more with her in the future.

 Could you make some pictures of miranda in a similar fashion to Yvonne Strahovskis Sobe Photoshoot?

How the fuck did I not know about this photoshot till now?  If I can find a pool map, yes.  Also Yvonne Strahovski needs to play an Australian in everything.  Why the hell would anyone not have her speak in that accent?  Bah.  I need a Sobe.

Somebody else asked me if I take requests outside of Mass Effect.  I do but unless I’ve played the game or think it’s an exceptionally cool idea I probably won’t be interested enough to do it.   Needless to say I tend to gravitate towards Mass Effect because I’m an blind fanboy towards the series and the abundance of models available.

That said, I’m getting a lot more request than I used to and cannot keep up with them all.  Unfortunately I’m at the point where if I don’t think I can do anything fun with the request or the idea doesn’t really catch me, I probably won’t do it.  Sorry everybody.