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May 2014

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Requesting Traynor and EDI get gangbanged by BBC. By that I mean Batarians if you got the models. Or just dudes if you don’t.

No Batarian nude model, but the rests seems interesting enough to give a shot.

Will you be doing more of Dr, Chakwas in the future, She is quite the GILF

I’d like to but unfortunately she doesn’t have a nude model.  I’m sure she’ll turn up at one point or another.

do you have bittorrent sync?

Nope.

Hey dude, I’ve been following your work and if I could I’d like to ask you something. I’ve never seen a really good liara blowjob pic, if you could do one, I’d be thrilled. Oh and if you decide to do it plz do it with the older model, the canon sucks imo :/

I’m not really great with bj pics, but I’ve got something similar with Liara lined up.

Amazing Sheply picture. Never seen any scenarios between them in that location. Love it!

Thank you.

can you do some pictures with ashley williams

I’ve got some more Ashley pics coming up

Will you be continuing your batarian slave series? maybe throw Liara in there too and hope 2 see more slave FShep and Jack.

Great to see Kasumi after slave ring! You said part 1 then you will show the others right? :) I want to ser Miranda and Kelly after slave ring :)

Yes I will be doing more of that series once I finish up some other stuff.

maybe some miranda and m shepard please?

Now that I think about it, I don’t think I’ve ever done a straight up Miranda - MaleShep pic.  I’ll figure something out.

Thanks for putting up my requested pic of the two Ashleys and Sheploo, I have another request if thats alright with you. Knowing that Ashley’s VA is Oracle(Batgirl) in the arkham games, i was wondering is it even possible to make a picture of Ashley in a Batgirl outfit riding BatShep?

Sorry, I wouldn’t know how to put them in the Batman outfits.

I’d like to see a threesome with Garrus, Femshep and Tali. Garrus and Tali need some more love on this tumblr.

I’ll keep that one in mind.

How about ME1/2 Ashley pegging Garrus?

I’ve had my fill of pegging for a while, sorry.

You can make Dragon Age gif?

I don’t know how to make gifs and don’t know a thing about Dragon Age or if there are even nude DA models.

Just wanted to say that you’re the classiest and most polite of all the ME SFM artists. Keep up the good work!

Aw shucks.

hey there, what’s the map of “Illium Nights” picture, and where can I download it?

It’s not a map, but a big backdrop with a picture of Illium on the back.  I made that one in particular but BilgeRat16 at DigitalEro has a nicer one with a couple of different backgrounds that works in the same way.  The rest of the pieces (bed, table, etc.) are just individual models placed to make up the rest of the scene.

May 4, 2014 2 notes
May 4, 2014 156 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #kelly chambers #EDI

April 2014

Apr 29, 2014 151 notes
#Mass Effect #James vega #Commander Shepard #femshep #Ashley Williams
Apr 27, 2014 91 notes
#Mass Effect #Liara T'Soni #Self Congratulatory Jerk Off Post
Just wanted to say thanks for the Kasumi picture. Keep up the great work!

Thanks, glad you like it.

Apr 27, 2014
Apr 25, 2014 194 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #Liara T'Soni
Apr 22, 2014 67 notes
#Mass Effect #Kasumi Goto #Krogan
Apr 19, 2014 78 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Liara T'Soni #space hamster
Apr 15, 2014 150 notes
#mass_effect #Miranda Lawson #Commander Shepard #femshep

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Apr 15, 2014 212 notes
I love the way you created my Grissom Academy idea! I love it! Thank you!

Thanks, glad you like it.

Apr 15, 2014 1 note
Apr 13, 2014 163 notes
#Mass Effect #jack #Subject Zero #Commander Shepard #femshep #the illusive man
Apr 11, 2014 135 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #karin chakwas #Ashley Williams
Apr 9, 2014 132 notes
#Mass Effect #Garrus Vakarian #samantha traynor #James vega #glyph #Liara T'Soni #Kaidan Alenko #Commander Shepard #javik #EDI
SFMLab • Dead or Alive: Johnny's Diner (Mila's Workplace)sfmlab.com

ganonking:

Download Dead or Alive: Johnny’s Diner (Mila’s Workplace) by Ganonmaster from SFMLab.

New map for SFM.

Apr 8, 2014 15 notes
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Apr 7, 2014 129 notes
#Mass Effect #Ashley Williams #Commander Shepard
Apr 4, 2014 355 notes
Apr 4, 2014 189 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #diana allers #kelly chambers #Ashley Williams #Liara T'Soni #samara #Miranda Lawson #samantha traynor #Subject Zero #jack #EDI #Kasumi Goto #Tali Zora Vas Normandy
Q & A Time

Why all the horsecock?

You make sci-fi themed porn with the non-human dicks you have, not the non-human dicks you wish you had.

Any chance of a threesome with sheploo and two ashleys? One with her original design and the other with her ME3 design.

Could you make one of shep picking me1 ashley over me3 ashley? Maybe with me3 ashley looking really jealous or angry?

Something close coming up.

“Remind me again Shepard, how is this suppose to help cure the genophage?” Don’t have a Tumblr account so I’ll answer here. Shepard’s answer: “Cure? Who said anything about a cure? THIS IS JUST FUCKING GREAT!!!”

:)

can you make more mass effect girls getting fucked by animals?

I’ll get to it eventually.

…OK. Some weird pictures lately but OK. Kind of preferred your old Shepard signature picture or whatever it was called though.

Anthropomorphic cookie men sinking into cartoon vaginas is going to be the next quicksand porn.

I love your blog, I got a request, could you do a gif where samantha and diana allers are in shepards cabin and samantha is dominating diana??? :)

I don’t know how to do gifs.  I could probably whip up a pic though.

I LOVE that slave ring picture! GIVE ME MOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!

MaleShep is a bit of an ass in that slave ring picture but still it is AWESOME!!!

Life ain’t nothin but bitches and money.

Could we possibly see a series of pictures based off of your auction picture each person with their buyer? Personally, I’d love to see Kasumi with that krogan.

I’ll give it a shot, at least the Kasumi and krogan.  Means more horse cock though.

How about Jack having sex with the Illusive Man? Title it “What happens when Shepard skips Grissom Academy.” Jack is Indoctrinated so have her look unusually happy or even mesmerized. Maybe throw FemShep in there too, equally mesmerized, and title it “What happens when Shepard FAILS Grissom Academy.” If not having sex maybe have them dancing naked for TIM? Something to show off they are under his control.

I don’t know about mesmerized but I can do a TIM-Jack-FemShep pic.

Femshep suck katalyst boy, can you do it?

I’ll pass, not really my thing and I don’t want to get the van.

Horsey I would love to see you use bit torrent sync. Just download add a folder to sync, share the secret. done :)

I don’t know enough about bit torrent to be comfortable with it, maybe someday but probably not.

Would you kindly make a picture of ashley after taking a Krogan or Turian cumshot looking annoyed with mordin in the background taking notes and also add miranda and shep watching from the couch confused or laughing? Would be much appreciated. Thanks for your time.

Could you make a picture of ashley getting an elcor dick in her? Maybe with mordin taking notes along with maybe trying to cover her laugh and maybe liara looking confused?

Man you have it in for Ashley.  I’ll give one of them a shot but probably won’t get to it for a while.

Apr 2, 2014 3 notes
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Apr 1, 2014 165 notes
#Mass Effect #Miranda Lawson #Commander Shepard #Ashley Williams
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Apr 1, 2014 121 notes

March 2014

Mar 30, 2014 52 notes
#Mass Effect #samara #Liara T'Soni
Mar 28, 2014 180 notes
#Mass Effect #shiala #Commander Shepard #femshep #Ashley Williams #Liara T'Soni #thorian #thorian creeper
Mar 26, 2014 179 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #kelly chambers #Tali Zora Vas Normandy #samara #Miranda Lawson #jack #Subject Zero #Kasumi Goto
Mar 24, 2014 93 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #Liara T'Soni

trajan99:

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You should follow this guy if you aren’t already.

Mar 20, 2014 77 notes
Mar 20, 2014 102 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #Urdnot Grunt #Garrus Vakarian
Mar 18, 2014 201 notes
Mar 17, 2014 42 notes
#gingerbread_man #jessica_rabbit
Mar 17, 2014 40 notes
#gingerbread_man #jessica_rabbit
A little while ago you did a picture with Liara and Samara pregnant. Is it possible to make a picture with all the ME girls pregnant?

Unfortunately no. Only the Liara and Samara models have the belly sliders.

Mar 17, 2014
Mar 16, 2014 206 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #Liara T'Soni #samantha traynor #glyph
Mar 13, 2014 118 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Garrus Vakarian #jack #Subject Zero #Tali Zora Vas Normandy
Mar 13, 2014 234 notes
Mar 11, 2014 193 notes
#Mass Effect #kelly chambers #Miranda Lawson #Ashley Williams #Liara T'Soni #Commander Shepard #femshep #Urdnot Wrex #Urdnot Grunt #urdnot bakara #Krogan

trajan99:

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Trajan’s killing it lately

Mar 10, 2014 202 notes
Shittyhorsey answers more questions

can you make “Commander Shepard’s Excellent Anal Adventure” Part II, III, IV or something like that?

- That one kinda ran its course.  I’m sure he’ll get some back door action in the future though.

You know, I’ve seen plenty of pics with Kelly getting lots of lovin’ from various species from human to varren to volus but I haven’t seen many of her getting some from krogan. Think you can make one? How about during her off hours Kelly decides to go down to the cargo hold and show the prepubescent Grunt how to have sex? I can see Kelly sticking her ass out and getting it hard from Grunt… And maybe someone walking in on them. But they’re so absorbed they don’t notice. :)

-I don’t know about Kelly and Grunt, but I’ll definitely get her together with a Krogan.

Very nice touch adding Samantha in the background. Trying to audit EDI’s lesson? Nice. :)

-Thank you.  Naked FemShep seems like her thing.

Few things are as heartwarming as seeing a father and son share a tender moment as a beautiful naked woman gives them both a handjob. Brings a tear to the eye. Excellent work. Happy Valentines Day to all!

-Thanks. 

Here’s an idea, a sequel to “Poke Her Night” in which after curing the genophage, the female crew play poker with the Krogan warriors, including Wrex and Grunt. The penalty for losing is a krogan gangbang. Sam, Tali, EDI, FemShep, Jack, Kasumi, Liara and Samara (add or subtract any of them) already have 2-3 Krogan going to town on them (their enjoyment is up to you), and Wrex and Grunt are boning Miri and Ash. This time, Miri is giving Ash the angry “I told you this was a bad idea” face.

-I’ve got an idea for a Krogan pic.  Not exactly like the one you described but hopefully it will work.

Hiya! :) I’m quite a fan of your multiple Mass Effect images and I wonder if you would ever do another image between FemShep and Dr Chakwas?

-Yep

Will you do more stuff with Zoey? Thanks

-I’m not really that familiar with L4D so Zoey isn’t high up on the list.  You never know though.

Hey SH, I’m a huge fan of your work! I really like your effort getting the character’s expressions realistic. I’m sure you’re really busy, but could I please make a request? I’d love to see a “standing sandwich” with Liara getting banged between femshep and Traynor. They could be doing her with strapons and Liara is biting her lip really enjoying it. Traynor and femshep could be grabbing liaras tits and ass and have orgasmic looks on their faces. Id be so thankful if you’d consider it! Thx, SH.

- I’ll probably give this one a shot.  Won’t be a while till I get to it.

I’d love to see some of the ME ladies give the Normandy boys tittyfucks. Liara and MaleShep, EDI and Joker, Ash and James, you can even maybe have Sam and Steve “experimenting” with heterosexuality! Though a thought occurs to me. The busty Liara model and the new busty EDI model will be good for this stuff but are any of the other models large enough to do this effectively?

- I tried doing some tittyfucking and I can’t make it look right, sorry.

Could you please make a picture with miranda torturing ashley with a speech bubble saying something like “It’s not swimwear, you xenophobe.” With Shepard watching without a care in the world? I think it’d be hilarious.

-Huh?

Any chance of a threesome with sheploo and two ashleys? One with her original design and the other with her ME3 design.

- Yeah, I could probably do that one.

Normandy Deck? Where did you get that?

-http://cire992.blogspot.com/2013/05/ports-by-korro-bravin.html  About half way down the page.

Can you do a series of photos with male shepard taking turns fucking all the crew at his apartment from the Citadel DLC. EDI, Liara, Tali, Miranda, Ashley, Samara, Traynor, James, Joker, Steve, Allers, Jack, Jacob, and Kasumii. PLEASE!!! =)

-I’m sure I’ll use the citadel apartment more but I don’t do gay pics.  Sorry, just not my thing.

Mar 9, 2014 1 note
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#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #Miranda Lawson #Liara T'Soni #James vega

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Great one from Trajan

Mar 7, 2014 219 notes
Mar 4, 2014 117 notes
#Mass Effect #morinth #samara #Commander Shepard
(*Laughs*) Ashley does not look happy to be getting 'dat Turian cock (^^)

Yeah, she really needs to lighten up.

Mar 2, 2014 3 notes
Mar 1, 2014 93 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #Garrus Vakarian #samantha traynor #javik #Liara T'Soni

February 2014

Feb 27, 2014 1,037 notes
Feb 25, 2014 118 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #Liara T'Soni #glyph
OMG, I love the Liara pose you made with her looking all seductively. Can you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make some of her making love to MaleShep on the bed? Think of it as filling in the "gaps" for the love scenes in the game. I would definitely prefer animations, but if pics are the best you can do, that's fine.

It is a great pic, but it wasn’t mine.  Maggot-tron created that one, I just re-blogged it.

Feb 24, 2014
Feb 23, 2014 267 notes
Feb 22, 2014 180 notes
#Mass Effect #Tali Zora Vas Normandy #jack #Subject Zero #gabriella daniels #kelly chambers #Kasumi Goto #samara #Commander Shepard #femshep #karin chakwas #Miranda Lawson #Ashley Williams #samantha traynor #Liara T'Soni #glyph
Feb 20, 2014 33 notes
#bioshock infinite #elizabeth #boy of silence
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