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June 2015

Jun 15, 2015 307 notes
#life is strange #max caulfield #kate marsh #taylor christensen #victoria chase #booke scott #courtney wagner #mark jefferson
Jun 12, 2015 406 notes
#Lollipop Chainsaw #juilet starling #rosalind starling #cordelia starling
In The Arms of an Archangel - Too Much of a Good Thing

lordaardvarksfm:

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So this idea just came to me earlier today. Was short enough that I just couldn’t resist putting together. Especially since I haven’t been able to will myself to complete a comic for a while now.

As an aside, I have never played a Femshep, but if I would, she would totally date the living shit out of Garrus. He’s too much of a bro to leave hanging.

Good one by Aardvark!

Jun 11, 2015 136 notes
Jun 10, 2015 238 notes
#the witcher #Triss Merigold #geralt of rivia
kek horse futa good one old chap, now make it stick in where the magician ejects from

Horse futa?  What are you talking abou …


Oh my, what have I done?

Jun 9, 2015 13 notes
Jun 7, 2015 67 notes
Jun 5, 2015 226 notes
#Mass Effect #Urdnot Grunt #Urdnot Wrex #Miranda Lawson #oriana lawson
Jun 1, 2015 263 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Liara T'Soni

May 2015

May 28, 2015 225 notes
#mass effect 2: debauchery #Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Miranda Lawson #the illusive man
May 28, 2015 3,031 notes
May 26, 2015 260 notes
May 25, 2015 10 notes
May 23, 2015 86 notes
May 23, 2015 240 notes
#Mass Effect #Liara T'Soni #femshep #Commander Shepard #batarian #Miranda Lawson
When it will come out Ciri Animation? REALLY CURIOUS
May 21, 2015 234 notes
Did you play the latest episode of life is strange? Its totally begging for more Max and Chloe.

No, I like pretty much everybody else have been mainlining the Witcher 3. They really picked a shitty time to release the next episode. I’ll get around to it sooner or later and there will be more Max and Chloe.

May 20, 2015 7 notes
May 19, 2015 248 notes
#Commander Shepard #Miranda Lawson #Mass Effect
May 17, 2015 426 notes
May 16, 2015 310 notes
#life is strange #chloe price #max caulfield
May 13, 2015 302 notes
#Miranda Lawson #Mass Effect
May Mailbag Update

Yeah, GoT porn ! We always need more of it. :)

Any chance of some more Game Of Thrones, preferably with the girls being naked, provided that the models exist.

Think we could see a bukkake on Daenerys Targaryen?


-More GOT eventually, not sure what yet.  To the best of my knowledge there are no nude models, any SFM stuff is all head swaps.


Talia Fortester fucking Gared Tuttle. Please.


-Don’t have the models.  Also isn’t Talia like 12?


Is Debauchery about Femshep or Dudeshep? Femshep would have more potential partners, but Dudeshep has more potential for some straight up pounding… Oh, the classic pervs dilemma…


-MaleShep.  FemShep had her fun.


AW SHIT NIGGA, ME2 PORNO COMIC UP IN THIS BITCH


I’m loving Mass Effect: Debauchery already. Keep up the good work.
A good idea for an ME2 comic series would be to play off MaleShep as a philandering weasal/pimp. Imagine him meeting Ashley again and pulling puppydog eyes on her to guilt her into a quickie. Or Tali telling him that “I owe you one” after her loyalty and then immediately regretting it when he decides on anal. Or offering Miranda as a partner for Grunt in order for him to join the crew.


Oh shit! Does this mean you’re gonna do my idea for Miranda giving out “favors” to keep Oriana hidden from her father?


I know it’s still early days with ME-Debauchery and we don’t really know the overall concept for it yet, but will you be open to receiving ideas for it as with Extortion or is Deb more of a stricter structure?


-Glad everyone seems to like it so far.  I’m open to suggestions as I have far less of an idea how this is going to go than Extortion did.


No, no, NO!! Don’t you dare tell me that Ashley is dead in this new story…

I was hoping for a comic series that had Maleshep, but not one with Kaiden instead of Ashley.


-Dead and blown up.  Sorry.


I’ve seen characters fuck Varren, Pyjaks and Husks… but Liara fucking Kaidan just seems so unnatural to me.


- Ha!  Pretty sure I’ve made more pics with Jack’s pet varren Eezo fucking women than Kaidan.

Maleshep x Margaery Tyrell?


-?


Any idea what happened with MrGreen? I’m guessing he called it quits, which is a shame. Glad you’re still going strong, your work is of real quality, keep it up man :)


-Thanks.  I have no idea what happened with him, was messaging with him one day, gone the next :( 


Hi, I’m the anon who requested the maleshep- variant of pregnant Liara and Samara. Just wanted to say thanks. The image is great and preggo-Tali was an awesome addition.

- Thank you.  Glad you like it.


More Pregnant Tali, oh dear shittiest of all horseys!


-Yeah, probably at one point or another.


I hate to beg, but could you make anything new with Samara, her daughters, or Benezia? They never get any love.


-Samara and Mornith will most likely show up in Debauchery.


Your Miranda/Illusive Man pic was great. I wish Miranda slurping on cock was the subject of more pictures!


-You are in luck then.


Could you use less of the non-canon small boobied liara model, I’m not saying you shouldn’t use it’s just that liara is a big boobied tall woman and that’s a lot more sexier. I don’t mind if you use it just not on all of your posts(especially the comics). Thank you if you are listening to a jackass complaining about body part size.


Got a request if you’re up for it. A detailed nude model photo of liara standing up, one where she’s showing off her body. Preferably with her perfectly large tits (not small ones), toned abs, and nice curvy hips


-I’ll continue to us both models depending upon my fickle desires.


Can you make one of Madison Paige and Paco from Heavy Rain?

-I don’t have those models, and know nothing about Heavy Rain.  Sorry.


Ты лиственник?


сделай гиф с арией


-I can’t speak Russian/Ukrainian/whatever this is.


Hey everybody, remember when shittyhorsey listened and cared about our requests and comments, neither did I. But seriously though, where’s the femshep and female friends group bondage. (I’d be greatfull if it was a comic)

-Nah, I’ve always been lazy and capricious.


can you do a short comic of femshep and her female companions (at least 5 or more) getting captured at the purgatory prison and fucked. im not going to stop asking this until you do or decline my request. PS your stop using the non busty liara model.


-Nope.  I’ve got something in the queue that involves a Batarian prison and FemShep and her companions.  Won’t be a comic and I can’t fit that many models in the shot and make it work.


is there going to be anymore garrus and femshep porn?


-Nothing planned at the moment but I can’t imagine not going back to this pair eventually.


Will you do any Alice Liddell anal?


-Don’t have the model.


You are very talented. You seem to take the occasional request, would you ever do anything with Merrill from Dragon Age 2? Preferably something non-con?Either way. I enjoyed what i have seen quite a bit.


-Thank you.  I’ve never played any of the Dragon Age games and don’t really have much interest in the series.  Venomous-Sausage sounds like the right man for the job. 


Do you go to kink or sex and submission?


-No, not really.  I’ve liked the full on bondage stuff.


How do I become Awesome?


-Heroin?

May 12, 2015 11 notes
#Self Congratulatory Jerk Off Post
May 10, 2015 226 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Liara T'Soni #Kaidan Alenko #Karin Chakwas #mass effect 2: debauchery
Please continue with the pregnant pictures! Show ALL the ME chicks! Each with the facial expression that you deem fit!!

Unfortunately the only models with belly sliders are Liara, Tali, and Samara *stares longingly in Lord Aardvark’s direction*

I’ll do some more preggo stuff with those models though.

May 9, 2015 6 notes
May 8, 2015 182 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Liara T'Soni #samara #Tali Zora Vas Normandy
May 6, 2015 158 notes
#Mass Effect #Liara T'Soni #feron
May 4, 2015 189 notes
#game of thrones #daenerys targaryen
Sexy Witcher Competition Winners

xpsfm:

If it would be a perfect world all entries for my contest (page updated with all links to entries, ratings and winners) would win. But I have limited copies to give away and we already learn in the Witcher that the world can be dark and unfair.

You all should know about the winning entries from my short little comic which I worked on for approx. 3 hours or so being all the time very unsure, especially regarding 3rd price. Typing and scrapping lots of text. But in the end I gave that to Shitty Horsey because it was really a different and interesting idea. All other pictures are amazing as well and I really hope to see more from all of you in the future.

So to have a clear post about this:

1st price goes to StrayaSFM


2nd price goes to Vaurra


3rd price goes to Shitty Horsey


Congratulations

All participants have sth. in their inbox. The first 2 should get in touch with me fast. I expect the W3 preload to start in a few days. And during the week I have little time for answers and contact.

I really appreciate all your stuff you threw at me. I will consider making such a contest again. Maybe before the PC release of the new Tomb Raider (will take some time though).

Cool.  Thanks to xpsfm for running the contest.  Can’t wait for Witcher 3 and hopefully some sweet Triss-Yennifer-Ciri SFM action.

May 3, 2015 237 notes
May 3, 2015 385 notes
Is this the new mirana model released by redmenace and cherizen?

If you are talking about the one in the last pic, no that is Aardvark’s jiggleboned Miranda.

May 2, 2015 3 notes
I just saw your recent post called Prologue and I was like OH MY GOD!!! Does this mean your going to do another mass effect extortion comic but set in mass effect 2
May 2, 2015 30 notes
May 2, 2015 205 notes
#Mass Effect #Miranda Lawson #the illusive man #mass effect 2: debauchery

April 2015

Apr 30, 2015 259 notes
#game of thrones #Cersei Lannister #Huggybear did it better #margaery tyrell
Apr 28, 2015 295 notes
#the witcher #triss merigold #the lady of the forest
Apr 26, 2015 252 notes
#the witcher #triss merigold #sheala de tancarville #philippa eilhart
Apr 25, 2015 189 notes
#anna #olaf #sven #kristoff bjorgman
Hey there! Where did you get the new Liara model? Thanks in advance!

If you are referring to the non-busty, cannon Liara, Ganonmaster posted it over at SFMLab.

Apr 23, 2015 2 notes
Apr 22, 2015 255 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Miranda Lawson #samantha traynor
Apr 19, 2015 230 notes
#Mass Effect #Tali Zora Vas Normandy #Liara T'Soni #femshep #Commander Shepard #Garrus Vakarian
Apr 17, 2015 288 notes
Apr 16, 2015 333 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #Liara T'Soni #Tali Zora Vas Normandy #Garrus Vakarian
Apr 12, 2015 25 notes
#i have no idea what i'm doing
Apr 12, 2015 560 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Tali Zora Vas Normandy #samara #Kasumi Goto #Miranda Lawson
Apr 10, 2015 1,895 notes
Apr 9, 2015 916 notes
#Mass Effect #Garrus Vakarian #Commander Shepard #femshep
April Q & A

Got an idea for a request from the new bustier tali model… Basically it’s a version of the drunk Tali scene in the Normandy lounge where she tells Shep about her emergency induction port… Only now Shep convinces her to suck his dick through the port in her helmet. (With Tali gripping Shep’s ass to get nice and deep)
-There is no Normandy lounge map or model.  Maybe when she gets drunk at the party.


What about a picture of trio of pics of Elizabeth? The first one being ponytail, then lady Comstock dress, then BaS? All similar to poster pin-ups?
-I’ll pass.  I will do some more with Elizabeth in the future.

can you do samantha getting fucked by male shepard while she eats out female shepard/another female character
-Yep.

Can you do something with Maya Brooks? There like less than 10 of her.

-There is no nude model of Maya which tends to make pics with her a gigantic pain.  We’ll see.

May I please be so bold as to request a scene of Liara being bend over her ilium office desk and absolutely railed by Shep wearing nothing but her dominatrix boots from LordAardvark’s model? (Liara in the boots that is, not Shep lol)

-Yep.


Loved the Javik/Liara picture. Any chance you could make a Liara/Feron picture?
-Yep.


y9ou should do another mass effect comic with Sheploo and set it during mass effect 2
-Extortion is going to be my magnum opus, I don’t think I’ll be able to do anything that is as large in scope and make it turn out how I want like I was able to with Extortion.  Also, three large problems.  1), the maleshep model has very limited jaw flexes which makes it look odd during speech, so I’ll have to do a lot of headswaps with Aardvark’s model, 2) being porn aimed at straight males it limits the amount of partners male Shepard can have, 3) there is no nude ME2 jack model and the one ME2 jack model that does exists completely lacks any face bones.  If I can work around these and most importantly think of a funny spin of ME2 I might give it a shot.


When will we see the new jack in action? Ever thought about posting fisting?
-Sooner or later.  Nope.


Hey, you did my Javik-Liara request! Thanks! Looks great, exactly how I pictured it. Goddess bless those sweet, sweet bloobs.
-Thank you.


Will you do a sex scene with Hermione Granger?
-Don’t have the model, sorry.


uuggh shit man, i wish you liked useing the yahg model more, caus eYahg on Femshep is like, my number one fetish lol


You made a yahg gangbang. Looks nice by the way. Are you still going to do the shadow broker capturing femshep liara and tali though.
-We’ll see.


After seeing your recent squad selection pic, I got curious as to how you’d personally rate the Mass Effect ladies from most to least do-able?
-Miranda > Liara > Samara > Kasumi > Traynor > Chakwas (GILF pussy!) > Ashley > Jack > Tali > Kelly > Allers > EDI. 


Could I please request a pic of LordAardvark’s new Jack naked apart from her boots and cowboy hat, riding a big-dicked species (preferably Krogan)? Thanks, and Christ be with you.
-Yep.


Femshep chained naked next to the illusive man while the illusive man puts cigarrettes in her mouth.
-Eh, pass.


Can you do more femshep clone porn
Femshep gets raped by maleshep clone
-Maybe.


Can make an image or comic where femshep and her female companions (at least 4 or more girls) getting gangbanged at the purgatory prison and just so you know I’m that guy again who’s asked you to do the blue suns gangbang and was disappointed by it, so just to be clear try to make it good and for gods sake show some vaginas and tits.


C'mon man, please do a femshep and all the girls from mass effect being group fucked by Cerberus or something. Please,  do this request.(most preferably in comic form)


-Dude, I got it.  Don’t have enough props to recreate Purgatory and I’m not a huge fan of the Cerberus models.  I’ll do something along those lines but I’m slow as shit fulfilling requests and abandon them frequently.  Comics take forever so unless I’m really into it’s more likely to be a single pic.  As for the overall quality, I adopted the moniker with Shitty in it for a reason.

Apr 9, 2015 4 notes
#navel gazing
Apr 8, 2015 1,635 notes
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Apr 7, 2015 323 notes
#cersei lannister #daenerys targaryen #margaery tyrell
Steam Workshop :: ME3 Anderson's Apartment [beta]steamcommunity.com

To anyone who can port this to SFM:

EDIT: Holy shit, the map was compiled with HDR lighting and works in SFM.  Thanks to Deathhandsfm for the heads up and Quickie already has it up on SFMLab.  MARK2580 did a hell of nice job on this map.  Can’t wait to see the final version.


Apr 6, 2015 104 notes
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