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June 2015

Jun 30, 2015 147 notes
#juliet starling #Lollipop Chainsaw
Jun 28, 2015 174 notes
#Mass Effect #Liara T'Soni #feron
Jun 27, 2015 81 notes
#Lollipop Chainsaw #juliet starling #rosalind starling #cordelia starling #gideon starling #nick's head
r34 groot inc! i calld it
Jun 27, 2015 17 notes
Shit’s Fucked

Need help with a model port, can’t tell if it’s a texture issue or not.  I’m trying to port a bodygrouped Juliet Starling model from xnalara and I’ve got the damnedest problem that I can’t make heads or tails of.  Here is the issue, something weird is going on with the model’s hands:

I’d guess this is a texture issue except her is an earlier version of the model with that is using the same textures (pulling from the same material folder in SFM):

So I think it is something with the model itself in Blender, not the textures. That said, I haven’t any luck figuring out what the hell is going on.  I can pass along the textures and blender file if anyone is willing to take a look.  Help?

Jun 27, 2015 15 notes
#i have no idea what i'm doing
Jun 26, 2015 50 notes
#baby groot #guardians of the galaxy
June Mailbag

Hey there! Where did u get Courtney Wagner naked model? Pls help me with it

- Red Menace made all the Life is Strange models

Next chapter; when recruiting Kasumi, have Shepard accept her offer for a “female companion who is cute, smart and VERY Japanese.”**

**It’s from her “advertisement”, and I may have gotten the quote wrong given the fact that I currently can’t find the Youtube video.

P.S. Please bring Ashley back/reconsider having her dead.

- Already got an idea for Kasumi.  As of now Ashley is still blowed up.  Sorry.

where do u get majority of your models from

- They overwhelming majority are from SFMLab.  Digitalero has a few that aren’t there and then some of the vanilla models are from the Source Filmmaker and Garry’s Mod Steam workshops.  I occasionally port stuff over from xnalara as well.

Thanks very much for answering my question and for sharing the model! Live Long and Prosper!

- No problem.

Special infected cumming on Zoey? You choose the pose and scene. Just be sure to show tits.

- Gotta see if I have a Zoey and special infected model.  So, maybe.

Could you make a bukkakke with Miranda from either a dog or horse?

- If/when I get around to doing more beast stuff, sure.

Any chance we could get a variation of the Fem Shepard - Liara pic but with Liara and Male Shep? Don’t know if you’re willing or if it’s possible/easy to do. If not I understand. Thanks for your great pics as always though!

- On the list.

im kind of bored at your recent posts. i havent seen femshep for a long time and all you give is femshep and samara video. dude you used to kickass. cant you make more of femshep porn and more bondage.

-Eh, I had a good run.  Also I’m not that into bondage.  

Hey man, what’s with you? Lots of your recent posts kinda suck. I mean Miranda giving shepard a blowjob and she’s not naked. WHAT, WHY? Can’t you make more creative ideas. Why hasn’t there been a femshep post for a while?

- The request was specifically for a clothed blowjob next to the piano in Anderson’s apartment, that’s why.

Can you do more max/chloe

- I’ve got a couple of ideas floating around.  I will do more LIS though.

Please do more images with the new Tali model. Pregnant, with femshep, whatever. As long as it’s got hot alien purple babes in it, I’m happy

- Got another in the hopper.

I saw you using varren and dog models can you share them?I tried to find them on the web but has no luck in it

http://www.mediafire.com/download/rwoq2r5xgd924v0/dogs.rar

-The varren is on the Steam Garry’s Mod workshop

I am curious though, have you ever thought of adding some male voices??
I’m quite amazed of how much effort you’ve put into that mini movie with

Shepard. The graphic is fantastic and very smooth.

animated cortana footjob?

-I’ve never done an animation, any animation you see on my tumblr is a reblog of someone else.

Thinking about doing some more femshep anal in the future?

-Not necessarily, but you never know when the whim for ass pounding will strike.

May I humbly request a Tyrion - Cersei doggystyle anal with Cersei facing directly into “the camera” please?

- I’ll try but GOT pics are a pain since they are all head swaps.  No promises.

Sorry for my English. I would like to suggest a story - during the trial of a female Shepard it adjudicates play in a magazine with a lot of Fornax batarians to avoid accusations of racism.

- Sorry, I don’t understand the request.

Could I please request a pic similar to your Liara-Javik pinup where he’s holding her tits, only with Feron and Liara facing the other way so he’s holding her ass as she’s showing it off? Thanks

- Sure.

Could I trouble you with a request? Basically Liara (busty vers), naked on her knees at Shep’s party, holding her tits together and getting bukkake’d by the male crew members (and loving it) thanks! Love your stuff.

- I should be able to, we’ll see.

YOU DID FUTA WITHOUT REALIZING IT. YOU FUCKED UP HORSEY. YOU FUCKED UP BAD.

- Almost two years of making SFM porn and not one futa pic.  And this was how it ended.  ugh.

Jun 26, 2015 9 notes
#navel gazing
Jun 24, 2015 310 notes
#mass effect 2: debauchery #Tali Zora Vas Normandy #Commander Shepard #Jacob Taylor #Miranda Lawson
Jun 22, 2015 265 notes
#the witcher #Triss Merigold
Where did you get this doberman model?

Ported it from xnalara: http://www.mediafire.com/download/dt5iu5cybwex32u/doberman.rar

The dog dick is from ohgodzilla’s Monster Wang pack over at SFMLab: https://sfmlab.com/item/610/

Jun 22, 2015 6 notes
Jun 21, 2015 278 notes
Jun 20, 2015 134 notes
#Mass Effect #Miranda Lawson
Witcher 3 w2ent  (model) loader/exporter

xpsfm:

calicula3d:

Hype?

http://jlouisb.users.sourceforge.net/

I have no idea if this helps…..but a reblog can’t harm for all you guys out there who might be able to do posable models with it.

Jun 19, 2015 23 notes
Jun 18, 2015 182 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #Liara T'Soni
Jun 16, 2015 239 notes
Jun 15, 2015 307 notes
#life is strange #max caulfield #kate marsh #taylor christensen #victoria chase #booke scott #courtney wagner #mark jefferson
Jun 12, 2015 406 notes
#Lollipop Chainsaw #juilet starling #rosalind starling #cordelia starling
In The Arms of an Archangel - Too Much of a Good Thing

lordaardvarksfm:

External image

Click for full-size.

So this idea just came to me earlier today. Was short enough that I just couldn’t resist putting together. Especially since I haven’t been able to will myself to complete a comic for a while now.

As an aside, I have never played a Femshep, but if I would, she would totally date the living shit out of Garrus. He’s too much of a bro to leave hanging.

Good one by Aardvark!

Jun 11, 2015 136 notes
Jun 10, 2015 238 notes
#the witcher #Triss Merigold #geralt of rivia
kek horse futa good one old chap, now make it stick in where the magician ejects from

Horse futa?  What are you talking abou …


Oh my, what have I done?

Jun 9, 2015 13 notes
Jun 7, 2015 67 notes
Jun 5, 2015 226 notes
#Mass Effect #Urdnot Grunt #Urdnot Wrex #Miranda Lawson #oriana lawson
Jun 1, 2015 263 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Liara T'Soni

May 2015

May 28, 2015 225 notes
#mass effect 2: debauchery #Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Miranda Lawson #the illusive man
May 28, 2015 3,031 notes
May 26, 2015 260 notes
May 25, 2015 10 notes
May 23, 2015 86 notes
May 23, 2015 240 notes
#Mass Effect #Liara T'Soni #femshep #Commander Shepard #batarian #Miranda Lawson
When it will come out Ciri Animation? REALLY CURIOUS
May 21, 2015 234 notes
Did you play the latest episode of life is strange? Its totally begging for more Max and Chloe.

No, I like pretty much everybody else have been mainlining the Witcher 3. They really picked a shitty time to release the next episode. I’ll get around to it sooner or later and there will be more Max and Chloe.

May 20, 2015 7 notes
May 19, 2015 248 notes
#Commander Shepard #Miranda Lawson #Mass Effect
May 17, 2015 426 notes
May 16, 2015 310 notes
#life is strange #chloe price #max caulfield
May 13, 2015 302 notes
#Miranda Lawson #Mass Effect
May Mailbag Update

Yeah, GoT porn ! We always need more of it. :)

Any chance of some more Game Of Thrones, preferably with the girls being naked, provided that the models exist.

Think we could see a bukkake on Daenerys Targaryen?


-More GOT eventually, not sure what yet.  To the best of my knowledge there are no nude models, any SFM stuff is all head swaps.


Talia Fortester fucking Gared Tuttle. Please.


-Don’t have the models.  Also isn’t Talia like 12?


Is Debauchery about Femshep or Dudeshep? Femshep would have more potential partners, but Dudeshep has more potential for some straight up pounding… Oh, the classic pervs dilemma…


-MaleShep.  FemShep had her fun.


AW SHIT NIGGA, ME2 PORNO COMIC UP IN THIS BITCH


I’m loving Mass Effect: Debauchery already. Keep up the good work.
A good idea for an ME2 comic series would be to play off MaleShep as a philandering weasal/pimp. Imagine him meeting Ashley again and pulling puppydog eyes on her to guilt her into a quickie. Or Tali telling him that “I owe you one” after her loyalty and then immediately regretting it when he decides on anal. Or offering Miranda as a partner for Grunt in order for him to join the crew.


Oh shit! Does this mean you’re gonna do my idea for Miranda giving out “favors” to keep Oriana hidden from her father?


I know it’s still early days with ME-Debauchery and we don’t really know the overall concept for it yet, but will you be open to receiving ideas for it as with Extortion or is Deb more of a stricter structure?


-Glad everyone seems to like it so far.  I’m open to suggestions as I have far less of an idea how this is going to go than Extortion did.


No, no, NO!! Don’t you dare tell me that Ashley is dead in this new story…

I was hoping for a comic series that had Maleshep, but not one with Kaiden instead of Ashley.


-Dead and blown up.  Sorry.


I’ve seen characters fuck Varren, Pyjaks and Husks… but Liara fucking Kaidan just seems so unnatural to me.


- Ha!  Pretty sure I’ve made more pics with Jack’s pet varren Eezo fucking women than Kaidan.

Maleshep x Margaery Tyrell?


-?


Any idea what happened with MrGreen? I’m guessing he called it quits, which is a shame. Glad you’re still going strong, your work is of real quality, keep it up man :)


-Thanks.  I have no idea what happened with him, was messaging with him one day, gone the next :( 


Hi, I’m the anon who requested the maleshep- variant of pregnant Liara and Samara. Just wanted to say thanks. The image is great and preggo-Tali was an awesome addition.

- Thank you.  Glad you like it.


More Pregnant Tali, oh dear shittiest of all horseys!


-Yeah, probably at one point or another.


I hate to beg, but could you make anything new with Samara, her daughters, or Benezia? They never get any love.


-Samara and Mornith will most likely show up in Debauchery.


Your Miranda/Illusive Man pic was great. I wish Miranda slurping on cock was the subject of more pictures!


-You are in luck then.


Could you use less of the non-canon small boobied liara model, I’m not saying you shouldn’t use it’s just that liara is a big boobied tall woman and that’s a lot more sexier. I don’t mind if you use it just not on all of your posts(especially the comics). Thank you if you are listening to a jackass complaining about body part size.


Got a request if you’re up for it. A detailed nude model photo of liara standing up, one where she’s showing off her body. Preferably with her perfectly large tits (not small ones), toned abs, and nice curvy hips


-I’ll continue to us both models depending upon my fickle desires.


Can you make one of Madison Paige and Paco from Heavy Rain?

-I don’t have those models, and know nothing about Heavy Rain.  Sorry.


Ты лиственник?


сделай гиф с арией


-I can’t speak Russian/Ukrainian/whatever this is.


Hey everybody, remember when shittyhorsey listened and cared about our requests and comments, neither did I. But seriously though, where’s the femshep and female friends group bondage. (I’d be greatfull if it was a comic)

-Nah, I’ve always been lazy and capricious.


can you do a short comic of femshep and her female companions (at least 5 or more) getting captured at the purgatory prison and fucked. im not going to stop asking this until you do or decline my request. PS your stop using the non busty liara model.


-Nope.  I’ve got something in the queue that involves a Batarian prison and FemShep and her companions.  Won’t be a comic and I can’t fit that many models in the shot and make it work.


is there going to be anymore garrus and femshep porn?


-Nothing planned at the moment but I can’t imagine not going back to this pair eventually.


Will you do any Alice Liddell anal?


-Don’t have the model.


You are very talented. You seem to take the occasional request, would you ever do anything with Merrill from Dragon Age 2? Preferably something non-con?Either way. I enjoyed what i have seen quite a bit.


-Thank you.  I’ve never played any of the Dragon Age games and don’t really have much interest in the series.  Venomous-Sausage sounds like the right man for the job. 


Do you go to kink or sex and submission?


-No, not really.  I’ve liked the full on bondage stuff.


How do I become Awesome?


-Heroin?

May 12, 2015 11 notes
#Self Congratulatory Jerk Off Post
May 10, 2015 226 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Liara T'Soni #Kaidan Alenko #Karin Chakwas #mass effect 2: debauchery
Please continue with the pregnant pictures! Show ALL the ME chicks! Each with the facial expression that you deem fit!!

Unfortunately the only models with belly sliders are Liara, Tali, and Samara *stares longingly in Lord Aardvark’s direction*

I’ll do some more preggo stuff with those models though.

May 9, 2015 6 notes
May 8, 2015 182 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Liara T'Soni #samara #Tali Zora Vas Normandy
May 6, 2015 158 notes
#Mass Effect #Liara T'Soni #feron
May 4, 2015 189 notes
#game of thrones #daenerys targaryen
Sexy Witcher Competition Winners

xpsfm:

If it would be a perfect world all entries for my contest (page updated with all links to entries, ratings and winners) would win. But I have limited copies to give away and we already learn in the Witcher that the world can be dark and unfair.

You all should know about the winning entries from my short little comic which I worked on for approx. 3 hours or so being all the time very unsure, especially regarding 3rd price. Typing and scrapping lots of text. But in the end I gave that to Shitty Horsey because it was really a different and interesting idea. All other pictures are amazing as well and I really hope to see more from all of you in the future.

So to have a clear post about this:

1st price goes to StrayaSFM


2nd price goes to Vaurra


3rd price goes to Shitty Horsey


Congratulations

All participants have sth. in their inbox. The first 2 should get in touch with me fast. I expect the W3 preload to start in a few days. And during the week I have little time for answers and contact.

I really appreciate all your stuff you threw at me. I will consider making such a contest again. Maybe before the PC release of the new Tomb Raider (will take some time though).

Cool.  Thanks to xpsfm for running the contest.  Can’t wait for Witcher 3 and hopefully some sweet Triss-Yennifer-Ciri SFM action.

May 3, 2015 237 notes
May 3, 2015 385 notes
Is this the new mirana model released by redmenace and cherizen?

If you are talking about the one in the last pic, no that is Aardvark’s jiggleboned Miranda.

May 2, 2015 3 notes
I just saw your recent post called Prologue and I was like OH MY GOD!!! Does this mean your going to do another mass effect extortion comic but set in mass effect 2
May 2, 2015 30 notes
May 2, 2015 205 notes
#Mass Effect #Miranda Lawson #the illusive man #mass effect 2: debauchery

April 2015

Apr 30, 2015 259 notes
#game of thrones #Cersei Lannister #Huggybear did it better #margaery tyrell
Apr 28, 2015 295 notes
#the witcher #triss merigold #the lady of the forest
Apr 26, 2015 252 notes
#the witcher #triss merigold #sheala de tancarville #philippa eilhart
Apr 25, 2015 189 notes
#anna #olaf #sven #kristoff bjorgman
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