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October 2014

Mini Q & A

-Just a question, how long is Mass Effect Extortion going to last, and which races to you plan on covering for it?

-Just a few recommendations for the Extortion series: Femshep getting double teamed by a Hanar/Drell. Batarian gangbang as revenge for either Torfan or Elysium. And since the salarians don’t have dicks, how about Femshep getting fucked by the escaped yahg in the mission on the Salarian homeworld?

-There’s only one suitable way for Extortion to end. With Anderson and Illusive man double teaming FemShep

Right now I’ve plans for a total of nine chapters counting the prologue and an epilogue, although that could easily change if I can’t pull off a shot or think of something else along the way.  I’m going to try and keep the chapters in step with ME3’s narrative as much as I can but won’t turn down ideas if I like them and if they can be fit into the overall story.  I’ve got an idea for the ending but nothing is written in stone.

Oct 7, 2014 5 notes
Oct 7, 2014 161 notes
#Mass Effect #Subject Zero #jack
Oct 5, 2014 160 notes
#Mass Effect #samantha traynor #Commander Shepard #femshep
Oct 4, 2014 251 notes
Elsa RELEASElordaardvarksfm.tumblr.com

lordaardvarksfm:

I decided to release Elsa now, rather than bog her down with waiting for Anna. As always, if anyone finds any issues with the model, don’t hesitate to let me know. I’ve tried to test her as well as I can, and have a few people test her, but something almost always slips through the cracks.

Click…

Oct 3, 2014 103 notes
Oct 3, 2014 148 notes
#tomb raider #Grim Grimaldi #lara croft
Oct 1, 2014 226 notes
#samara #Aria T'loak #Mass Effect

September 2014

Sep 29, 2014 157 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #Garrus Vakarian #James vega #primarch victus #mass effect 3: extortion
Sep 27, 2014 190 notes
#Mass Effect #Ashley Williams #Liara T'Soni
Are you taking requests or suggestions at this time?

Kinda.  I’m probably only fulfilling about one out of ten requests at this point.  Definitely no gay or futa and no promises on my end.

Sep 25, 2014 6 notes
Sep 23, 2014 188 notes
#Mass Effect #Liara T'Soni #Tali Zora Vas Normandy #Garrus Vakarian #Jeff Moreau #diana allers #Ashley Williams #James vega #steve cortez #EDI #mordin solus #urdnot bakara #Urdnot Wrex #Gabriella Daniels #javik #glyph #Commander Shepard #samantha traynor #Karin Chakwas
Sep 22, 2014 59 notes
#Mass Effect #Self Congratulatory Jerk Off Post
Sep 22, 2014 276 notes
Schoolgirl Femshep Releasesfmlab.com

mountain-grey:

External image

This is DxN’s modified Femshep, found here: http://sfmlab.com/item/37/ , with several improvements and additions. Includes:

  • Fixed neck seam

  • Redone rigging

  • Four spine bones (top a bit buggy)

  • Choice of three schoolgirl outfits, using bodygroups

  • Nude still there

  • HD clothes and textures

  • Support for future costumes if I decide to add any

  • My updated animset

  • Built-in, seamless futa bodygroup

Simply extract to steamapps/common/usermod/game/

Nice.

Sep 20, 2014 79 notes

trajan99:

Another good one from trajan

Sep 20, 2014 177 notes
Sep 20, 2014 49 notes
#samus aran #little birdie #metroid
Question and Answer Time

Shitty Horsey, do you use Source film maker or garry’s mod to make your content? Also if you use SFM were do you get the maps.

-Source Filmmaker only.  The maps are all either from digitalero or the source filmmaker workshop.  I do a lot of scene builds with props in front of screenshot backdrop.  The only proper ME map is Shepard’s Cabin.  Shepard’s apartment and the Normandy SR-1 are just big damn props placed on an open map.  The rest are all scene builds.

Saw some of your earlier pictures with Liara and Samara both pregnant. Are there any other Mass Effect characters you can make look pregnant?

-Nope, those are the only two models that have the pregnancy sliders.

ever thought of doing anything with xenomorphs and mass effect characters or another full blown mass effect lesbian orgy

-No I hadn’t but may consider it, and yes more lesbian orgies will most definitely happen at some point.

Hey Horsey. Could you do something like Femshep, Miranda, Ashley, Kelly, and Traynor on the Normandy having a squirting contest to see who can squirt the farthest? You probably get a lot of requests, and I’m not entirely sure how difficult this would be to make, so if you don’t do this, I understand.

-Unfortunately, I’ve no idea how to do the squirting part.  Sorry.

Your work is ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE! Could we PLEASE get an Elizabeth/Booker footjob pic in which Elizabeth is completely naked, fingering herself, and rubbing Booker’s cock with her bare feet while Booker cums all over her feet/toes and her body, surrounded by other naked Elizabeths sucking each other’s toes and fingering themselves to orgasm? PLEASE!

-Sorry man, feet just don’t do anything for me.

Hey, would you consider doing something sexy with Miranda and Liara together? Not a pairing you usually see.

-Now that you mention it, you don’t see a lot of those two together.  I’ll see if I can think of something.

Can you do one where Shepard doesn’t have to pick between Ashley and Liara in the first mass effect game.

-Yep, I’ll put it on the list.

I noticed you were using an Aria model in your latest, so what are the chances we could get something of Shep ‘breaking the one rule of Omega’? A kiss for helping her win back Omega was nowhere near enough. Feels like an anal-level reward to me ;)

-The model is a little dicey, but I do have some ideas for more Aria stuff eventually.

I think your recent Selfie pics will initiate a new chapter in the SFM history. This idea is funny, has a reference to actual events… and they look damn good. Thanks for enlightening our days and I honestly bow my head to your piece of art :-)

- Why thank you.  They turned out to be a lot more popular than I would have guessed.

If no one has requested a Jessica Brown Findlay leak, can you do one with Ashley with the cock in her eye, and possibly like the video where she’s laying down with her face in front of the man’s cock?

Great job with the Fappening! I’ve just beaten BioShock infinite again and I could really go for some Liz porn. What about some Liz fappening pictures?

-Maybe on both.

You ete one the best I looks forward to your images and I like your short story images of profile sheand very sexy! Otherwise you ete a man or a woman and ete only you or some to make the images? Thank you ^^

-Man, only me.

Hey there, love your work. Wondering if I can float a request in your direction, namely, one of Traynor, taking it very publicly from broshep at her CIC terminal in full view of the crew. Dunno if you’ve seen the movie, but I’m kinda picturing something like Amy Smart’s public sex scene in Crank.

-On the way.

will u ever do a Commander Shepard’s Excellent Anal Adventure part 2

-Probably not.  I can’t really think of anything else to add to the original image.

Any chance of some more Liara x Javik scenarios? I really like that pairing yet there seems to be so little of them out there. Which seems odd as Liara’s gullibility/naivety when it comes to Protheans and Javik’s general assholishness seems so ripe for sexy results.

Hey there, big fan of your stuff. Got a request idea where Javik is still unconscious after being woken up and transferred to the Normandy labs, and Liara is performing an examination of him and, thinking she’s alone, takes his cock out and goes to town on him, sucking and riding etc. Basically acting out her Prothean banging fantasies. Maybe Femshep walks in and catches her when she’s at her hottest and heaviest moment.

How about Liara and Javik’s argument ending in some steamy hate-sex? You just know Liara is dying for some prothean cock. She totally has a prothean fetish.

-I’ve an idea for another Javik-Liara pic but I was holding off until the nude Javik model was finished/ported.

Could you do Femshep getting fucked in the ass by Traynor with a strapon?

Could you do a shower scene with Samantha and femshepard? Loved that part of ME3 :). Maybe have EDI join in?

Hey Horsey, you think you could do a more intimate scene with FemShep and Traynor? Something like that “Illium Nights” scene you did with FemShep and Liara? Thanks, and your work is spectacular!

- I’ll put another Traynor-Shepard pic on the list. 

Sep 19, 2014 3 notes
Sep 17, 2014 315 notes
#Mass Effect #Liara T'Soni #jack #Subject Zero
Sep 15, 2014 388 notes
#Mass Effect #Miranda Lawson #Commander Shepard
Sep 14, 2014 147 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #David Anderson #Ashley Williams #mass effect 3: extortion
Can you do one where Liara fucks a dog and gets accidentally pregnant?

This replaces MaleShep fucking the Rachni Queen as the strangest request I’ve ever gotten.

Sep 13, 2014 13 notes
Sep 11, 2014 330 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #javik #Garrus Vakarian #Miranda Lawson #samantha traynor #Karin Chakwas #Liara T'Soni #Ashley Williams #EDI #Tali Zora Vas Normandy #asari
Sep 9, 2014 45 notes
Sep 8, 2014 85 notes
#Commander Shepard #Mass Effect #Aria T'loak #asari
Sep 4, 2014 91 notes
#Mass Effect #Liara T'Soni #Commander Shepard #Kaidan Alenko #Urdnot Wrex #legion #Garrus Vakarian #James vega #Self Congratulatory Jerk Off Post
Sep 2, 2014 134 notes
#Mass Effect #samantha traynor #Clone Shepard #femshep #maya brooks
Sep 1, 2014 641 notes

August 2014

Aug 31, 2014 177 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Kasumi Goto #Garrus Vakarian #Miranda Lawson #samantha traynor
Aug 29, 2014 177 notes
What made you think of the idea of mass effect porn? What about other people from different games?

I’m a big fan of the series and there are a lot of nude models for the game (around 18 IIRC) plus hundreds of normal models and props so it’s easy to come up with ideas.

I’m up for other games as well assuming I’ve played them or have any interest in them. Needless to say it helps if they are nude models for the characters.

Aug 27, 2014 3 notes
Aug 27, 2014 125 notes
Aug 26, 2014 153 notes
#tomb raider #lara croft #Samantha Nishimura
Aug 25, 2014 459 notes
More questions, ore evasive and non-committal answers

How about a pic where EDI eats out Samantha, with Joker and Kenneth (and maybe Kelly too) sitting in the background eating popcorn?

- Maybe.  I surprisingly don’t have a lot of Samantha - EDI stuff.

We totally need more femshep oral sex.

- Performing or receiving?

Would you do Ashley riding reverse cowgirl on Wrex, with Wrex picking her up, fucking her like that standing?

Would you be able to do either of these things: (i) FemShep standing smugly/arrogantly while Jacob Taylor gives her a clit job, or (ii) Wrex/Grunt (or some other large alien specimen) holding up a smug FemShep with just their erection?Thanks for the great porn, Horsey.

- There really isn’t a good Jacob Taylor model.  We’ll see about some Krogan fucking.

We can see a more Rimjob for ME?

- Nothing planned at the moment, but somebody is bound to eat somebody else’s ass eventually.

Would love to see more Miranda assjobs in her tight catsuits…I was thinking the crew forms a line for Miranda to grind her ass on their cock until every last one has cum on her butt :P

- I’m not too into the whole CFNM thing.  Probably not, sorry.

Hey you do some great work with your pictures and I really love the ones where you inject some humor into it like the recent pyjak picture. I would love to see more pictures like that with Femshep (especially the way you make her disgruntled and angry faces). Maybe something with a Volus or elcor or varren.

Request: could you do FemShep blowing Urz the Varren (or any varren whatever)

- Thank you.  Nothing specific planned yet but I’ve no doubt the ME girls will continue to get mounted by the fauna of the galaxy.

Heyo Horsey, big fan! I’m curious, is it at all possible to see a pic of BroShep giving Liara some love? Not enough of that duo around. And please, for the love of god no futa! Take care.

- I’ve got some MaleShep-Liara ideas in the pipeline. 

Could you try something from Metal Gear Solid? Maybe some Naomi Hunter?

- Maybe.  I’ll have to see if there is a nude Naomi Hunter model.

can u pls do more samara morinth rila and falare stuff?

could you do a pic where falere is sitting on Samara’s face and samara is grasping her daughter like she’s being suffocated be her ass. while Rila is biting her mom’s clit and morinth is sucking samara’s toes?

- I’ll probably come back to the daughters eventually.  Not a big foot fetish guy though.

Love the stuff. Just wanted to ask if you though of doing one with Dr Chloe Michel in it? Could be with Garrus or Dr Chakwas. Just a thought.

- No Dr. Michel model :(

What about a picture or two on Virmire with Liara giving Shep some head, ashley getting it doggy style from Wrex, and Tali riding cowgirl on Garrus. Have Captain Kirrahe in the background face palming. Maybe add a speech bubble above him saying; I guess my speech meant nothing, etc. maybe call the picture “Holding The Line.”?

- The background for that would be a bitch to figure out.  I’ll think about it.  Also need to find a Kirrahe model.

More non-gay Assassin’s Creed would be awesome! So much of it is m/m it’s good to see something like lucy stillman

Could we get more Assassin’s Creed please? Great stuff

-I’m batting around a couple of AC pics.  I’ll see if I can get them to a point where they are good enough to post.

Love your work! Can you do something with much cum and Asari?

- Thank you.  That’s bound to happen sooner or later.

Just have to say- I absolutely *adore* your work. Not only is the quality itself worth praising, but the steady supply of deadpan wit added into the mix really puts it over the top for me. <3 And hey, since these never seem to come without a random suggestion, I personally find it shocking that you’ve yet to even touch on just what might happen to Shepard’s squad back on Earth if (s)he takes the “Refuse” ending… Just sayin’. Reaper gangbang. ^_^ Regardless though, keep up the great work!

- Well thank you for the compliment.  I do like the idea of a Reaper gangbang.  Maybe not in that setting but I see if I can think of something along those lines.

why do not you do sex scenes mass effect, as well as anal comics with Samara? such as Jack in the cargo bay of ME2? my english is lame…

I like when you do pictures based on stuff from the mass effect games story like the Geth picture you just did. If you could do more like that it would be appreciated.

- I’ve got some more ideas for mini-comics.  I’ll see if I think of one with Jack.

First of all… a BIG Thank you for your fantastic work and the effort you put into it!!!! But to my question: I guess that I am not the only one who was pissed about not having the opportunity to “chat closer” with the Undercover Agent Gianna Parasini or the green Asari Shiala, most of all because after their first appearance in ME1 they give some hints in ME2 that there might be something going on in ME3. Wouldn’t that be a good inspiration for new pics or vids?

- Thank you, glad people are enjoying it.  As far as I know, there isn’t a Gianna Parasini model but I do have the Shiala reskin so, yeah I could probably do something down the line.

 

Aug 24, 2014 2 notes
So I downloaded the "Women of the Normandy Calendar Prop Download" and I can't figure out how to open it... Care to share?

I’m not sure I understand your question.  It’s an SFM model in a rar file.  Unpack it using winrar and place it into your usermod file in source filmmaker.  The different months of the calendar are skins.

Aug 22, 2014 3 notes
Aug 22, 2014 128 notes
#Mass Effect #legion #Commander Shepard #Tali Zora Vas Normandy #geth #Liara T'Soni
Aug 20, 2014 98 notes
#lucy_stillman #assassin's creed
Aug 19, 2014 215 notes
Where did you get the Wrex model?

SFMLab

Aug 18, 2014
Aug 17, 2014 218 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Garrus Vakarian #javik #James vega #Jeff Moreau #admiral hackett #Tali Zora Vas Normandy #Karin Chakwas #samantha traynor #EDI #Miranda Lawson #Liara T'Soni #Ashley Williams
I need a good Mass Effecty name for a strip bar on the Citadel.

Suggestions?

Aug 15, 2014 35 notes
Aug 15, 2014 197 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Urdnot Wrex #Garrus Vakarian #Kaidan Alenko #Ashley Williams #Liara T'Soni #Tali Zora Vas Normandy
Aug 13, 2014 24,831 notes
Mini Q & A

I wanted to know how you get your Shepards quarters pics to look so nice the Shepards quarters map is so dark in sfm and Hoq do you get the wood floor in the citadel apartment models i have a pink and black checker texture.

-I drop the model onto a pre-existing map with low level lighting.  I usually float it off the ground outside of EvilAsh’s DE clubhouse map and just light the shit out of it as I need to.  I’ve no idea why you aren’t getting the floor texture.  Is anything else missing but the floor?  Did you try and re-download the apartment model?  Outside that, I’d check in the materials folder of the model.  The vtf is just called “floor.vtf” the vmt should point to  "$basetexture" “models/immigrant/office/floor”

Great job with the miranda photoshoot, thanks for doing my request! Also was wondering if you could do some of the other angles from the photoshoot? Like the one with her arms crossed across her breasts? Maybe after that add a “deleted” picture with her pressing her tits together?

-Thank you.  I’ll consider it once I’m finished with some other ideas/requests.  No promises.

Any idea what happened to Mr Green’s page? Someone reblogged from him and the link said his account was deactivated on the fifth of august

-Nope.  I messaged back and forth with him one day and he was gone the next.  Sad to see him disappear.

Aug 13, 2014 2 notes
Aug 11, 2014 95 notes
#Mass Effect #Miranda Lawson
Hi do you know what happened to MrGreen?

Nope.  Messaged with him one day, gone the next.

:(

Aug 11, 2014
Paragon - Part 1lordaardvarksfm.tumblr.com

lordaardvarksfm:

Right. I’ve had this posed, rendered, edited, and split up for something like two weeks now. I’ve been wanting to at least sit down and write out the full comic before I posted this first episode, but seeing as I have had my free time unexpectedly cut short and my supply of reserve work to post…

Aug 9, 2014 88 notes
Aug 9, 2014 164 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Urdnot Grunt #Miranda Lawson
Hi! I don't know much about IT,but I'm wondering how do you make your art? Do you use some engine? And where do you take models from (especially interested in The Witcher :) If you use any engine is it just it or some addons (I mean, you know... erotic? Thanks in advance, Ranlab99

Everything is done in Source Filmmaker.  The models are from various sites including the Source Filmmaker workshop (http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/browse/?appid=1840), SFMLab (https://sfmlab.com/), the facepunch forums (http://facepunch.com/forum.php) and Digitalero (https://officialdigitalero.com/phpbb/index.php).  Digitalero and SFMLab are the source of any nude models.  Most of the Witcher stuff was either from the filmmaker workshop or Digitalero.

Aug 8, 2014 3 notes
Aug 6, 2014 210 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #Urdnot Wrex
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