Shitty Horsey

Why all the horsecock?

You make sci-fi themed porn with the non-human dicks you have, not the non-human dicks you wish you had.

Any chance of a threesome with sheploo and two ashleys? One with her original design and the other with her ME3 design.

Could you make one of shep picking me1 ashley over me3 ashley? Maybe with me3 ashley looking really jealous or angry?

Something close coming up.

“Remind me again Shepard, how is this suppose to help cure the genophage?” Don’t have a Tumblr account so I’ll answer here. Shepard’s answer: “Cure? Who said anything about a cure? THIS IS JUST FUCKING GREAT!!!”

:)

can you make more mass effect girls getting fucked by animals?

I’ll get to it eventually.

…OK. Some weird pictures lately but OK. Kind of preferred your old Shepard signature picture or whatever it was called though.

Anthropomorphic cookie men sinking into cartoon vaginas is going to be the next quicksand porn.

I love your blog, I got a request, could you do a gif where samantha and diana allers are in shepards cabin and samantha is dominating diana??? :)

I don’t know how to do gifs.  I could probably whip up a pic though.

I LOVE that slave ring picture! GIVE ME MOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!

MaleShep is a bit of an ass in that slave ring picture but still it is AWESOME!!!

Life ain’t nothin but bitches and money.

Could we possibly see a series of pictures based off of your auction picture each person with their buyer? Personally, I’d love to see Kasumi with that krogan.

I’ll give it a shot, at least the Kasumi and krogan.  Means more horse cock though.

How about Jack having sex with the Illusive Man? Title it “What happens when Shepard skips Grissom Academy.” Jack is Indoctrinated so have her look unusually happy or even mesmerized. Maybe throw FemShep in there too, equally mesmerized, and title it “What happens when Shepard FAILS Grissom Academy.” If not having sex maybe have them dancing naked for TIM? Something to show off they are under his control.

I don’t know about mesmerized but I can do a TIM-Jack-FemShep pic.

Femshep suck katalyst boy, can you do it?

I’ll pass, not really my thing and I don’t want to get the van.

Horsey I would love to see you use bit torrent sync. Just download add a folder to sync, share the secret. done :)

I don’t know enough about bit torrent to be comfortable with it, maybe someday but probably not.

Would you kindly make a picture of ashley after taking a Krogan or Turian cumshot looking annoyed with mordin in the background taking notes and also add miranda and shep watching from the couch confused or laughing? Would be much appreciated. Thanks for your time.

Could you make a picture of ashley getting an elcor dick in her? Maybe with mordin taking notes along with maybe trying to cover her laugh and maybe liara looking confused?

Man you have it in for Ashley.  I’ll give one of them a shot but probably won’t get to it for a while.

can you make “Commander Shepard’s Excellent Anal Adventure” Part II, III, IV or something like that?

- That one kinda ran its course.  I’m sure he’ll get some back door action in the future though.

You know, I’ve seen plenty of pics with Kelly getting lots of lovin’ from various species from human to varren to volus but I haven’t seen many of her getting some from krogan. Think you can make one? How about during her off hours Kelly decides to go down to the cargo hold and show the prepubescent Grunt how to have sex? I can see Kelly sticking her ass out and getting it hard from Grunt… And maybe someone walking in on them. But they’re so absorbed they don’t notice. :)

-I don’t know about Kelly and Grunt, but I’ll definitely get her together with a Krogan.

Very nice touch adding Samantha in the background. Trying to audit EDI’s lesson? Nice. :)

-Thank you.  Naked FemShep seems like her thing.

Few things are as heartwarming as seeing a father and son share a tender moment as a beautiful naked woman gives them both a handjob. Brings a tear to the eye. Excellent work. Happy Valentines Day to all!

-Thanks. 

Here’s an idea, a sequel to “Poke Her Night” in which after curing the genophage, the female crew play poker with the Krogan warriors, including Wrex and Grunt. The penalty for losing is a krogan gangbang. Sam, Tali, EDI, FemShep, Jack, Kasumi, Liara and Samara (add or subtract any of them) already have 2-3 Krogan going to town on them (their enjoyment is up to you), and Wrex and Grunt are boning Miri and Ash. This time, Miri is giving Ash the angry “I told you this was a bad idea” face.

-I’ve got an idea for a Krogan pic.  Not exactly like the one you described but hopefully it will work.

Hiya! :) I’m quite a fan of your multiple Mass Effect images and I wonder if you would ever do another image between FemShep and Dr Chakwas?

-Yep

Will you do more stuff with Zoey? Thanks

-I’m not really that familiar with L4D so Zoey isn’t high up on the list.  You never know though.

Hey SH, I’m a huge fan of your work! I really like your effort getting the character’s expressions realistic. I’m sure you’re really busy, but could I please make a request? I’d love to see a “standing sandwich” with Liara getting banged between femshep and Traynor. They could be doing her with strapons and Liara is biting her lip really enjoying it. Traynor and femshep could be grabbing liaras tits and ass and have orgasmic looks on their faces. Id be so thankful if you’d consider it! Thx, SH.

- I’ll probably give this one a shot.  Won’t be a while till I get to it.

I’d love to see some of the ME ladies give the Normandy boys tittyfucks. Liara and MaleShep, EDI and Joker, Ash and James, you can even maybe have Sam and Steve “experimenting” with heterosexuality! Though a thought occurs to me. The busty Liara model and the new busty EDI model will be good for this stuff but are any of the other models large enough to do this effectively?

- I tried doing some tittyfucking and I can’t make it look right, sorry.

Could you please make a picture with miranda torturing ashley with a speech bubble saying something like “It’s not swimwear, you xenophobe.” With Shepard watching without a care in the world? I think it’d be hilarious.

-Huh?

Any chance of a threesome with sheploo and two ashleys? One with her original design and the other with her ME3 design.

- Yeah, I could probably do that one.

Normandy Deck? Where did you get that?

-http://cire992.blogspot.com/2013/05/ports-by-korro-bravin.html  About half way down the page.

Can you do a series of photos with male shepard taking turns fucking all the crew at his apartment from the Citadel DLC. EDI, Liara, Tali, Miranda, Ashley, Samara, Traynor, James, Joker, Steve, Allers, Jack, Jacob, and Kasumii. PLEASE!!! =)

-I’m sure I’ll use the citadel apartment more but I don’t do gay pics.  Sorry, just not my thing.

Hey, I had an idea I thought I’d run by you if you’re interested. It’s similar to your excellent ‘Shep’s anal adventure’, but focuses on Grunt as he goes through his Krogan puberty from ME2, basically rampaging his way through the Normandy fucking every female crew member (ME2 and ME3) he can find. Miranda in her office, Jack in the cargo, Liara in her office, Tali in engineering etc…

 - Neat idea but two big problems.  First off is that the Grunt model has no face posing, can’t even open his mouth.  I don’t think it would work to have him stoic for the whole series.   The second is that is only maps models for about ¼th of the Normandy (no office, no cargo bay, no engineering).

Love your latest pic, maybe you can do one more with this theme and make Samara get it from both ? Morinth having a strap-on ? Shepard finally made peace between them :D Also more poses involving Jack and male Shep pls !!! Stay awesome!

- Sure, I’ll give it a shot.

Love that Quaritch pic, especially the way the ladies are lined up with their asses out. Could you make a similar pic? FemShep, Ashley and Miranda can be lined up like that with either a naked James or Samantha with a dildo nearby. With Sam it is her birthday. With James he has been promoted to N7. To celebrate Sam/James is being offered a “pussy present” of their choice. Could you make something like this please?

- Yeah maybe.

Would you consider some POV titfucking of one of the Mass Effect girls?

- I think Liara’s the only one with decent tits for tittyfucking but I’ll give it a whirl.

Nice dog pic. Think maybe you can do one with Ashley getting it from that dog, K-9 or a varren? Maybe have Ashley and Kelly getting it together. That would be great.

-I’ll probably do some more beast stuff eventually.

hey you think you could do some mk9 jade, maybe kitana

- Probably not, I’m not familiar at all with mk9 and really don’t have much interest in those models.

Are you still going to use the busty Liara model or the new one with proportions more like the game Liara? FYI, I like the busty model. :)

- Probably both.  The new Liara model is still a WIP and doesn’t have the face posing that Aardvarks older model does.  I do like the skin texture a lot more though.  However, I love big tits.