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July 2014

Jul 8, 2014 99 notes
#Mass Effect #Kasumi Goto #femshep #Commander Shepard
Jul 6, 2014 262 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Miranda Lawson
Jul 3, 2014 125 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #conrad_verner
Jul 2, 2014 915 notes
Jul 1, 2014 128 notes
#Mass Effect #the illusive man #Miranda Lawson #kai leng #eva core

June 2014

Since DigitalEro is down, is there any way you could make the Mass Effect models available? Thanks!

This place is your best bet: http://i.dleno.de/destatic/

Aardvark also posted a bunch of his stuff over at SFMlab as well.

Jun 30, 2014 5 notes
Jun 29, 2014 134 notes
#Halo #cortana
Jun 27, 2014 181 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Karin Chakwas #Jeff Moreau #samantha traynor
Where did you find Sam from TR nude?

Selph80 posted it over at Digitalero.

Pretty sure this is the link.

http://filesmelt.com/dl/samantha_v2.zip

Jun 26, 2014 2 notes
do you do request

Depends on whether or not I like the idea for the request and feel I can make a decent pic. I don’t do futa or gay, just not my thing.

Jun 26, 2014 1 note
Jun 25, 2014 138 notes
#tomb raider #Self Congratulatory Jerk Off Post
Jun 25, 2014 154 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #samantha traynor
Jun 23, 2014 110 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Liara T'Soni
Jun 21, 2014 145 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Miranda Lawson
I have a question: How do you make your scenes? Did you make some of the maps yourself or is there a site I don't know about? The only ME-map I know is Shepard's cabin and then there's the annoying-to-set-up office prop.

Nope, the only map I know of is the cabin map (I really should learn hammer so I can properly set up the apartment office as a true map.  Anyone who knows what they are doing are more than welcome to give it a shot).  Other than that they are all scene builds.  Any time it’s in the Normandy, that is Korro Barvin’s SR1 Normandy model on a different map with a bunch of cirre920’s props placed in it (http://cire992.blogspot.com/2013/05/ports-by-korro-bravin.html).

Otherwise I just use a backdrop image and build it up with props on the tfmovie black void map

Jun 20, 2014 5 notes
Can chance you could upload a 1080P version of your banner? Thank you!

Sure,

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1390780

Jun 20, 2014 3 notes
Question and Answer Time (in which I commit to nothing)

Could you make a picture of Shepard giving it to Miranda doggy style with Ashley in the sidelines looking left out, with Shepard pointing to a nearby dildo? Maybe title the picture “I’m busy, use that.”?

Well I was thinking if maleshep can give Ashley some love or better yet all the ladies giving some love(no futa preferred). Sense I’ve seen a lot of her bitch slapped for too long. Thank and stay awesome.!

-Man, polarizing choices.

I fucken loved the babyshower orgy, could you do one with just the two preggos

- I already did, check my archives.  I don’t have plans for other pregnant stuff right now but that may change.

can u do a kelly chambers samara and aria t loak in a 4 some with male shep

-There is no nude Aria model and I just couldn’t make it work with the clothed one.  It’ll probably end up being a Kelly-Samara-MaleShep pic.

Love the Batarian slave girls pictures so far, but I was wondering if you have any plans to do ones for Jack and Tali?

-Yep, I’ll get to it eventually, I swear.

Could we see some femshep & catalyst boy art? Maybe bj or sex? he same AI, not a baby, right? :p

-I’ll pass.  It’s not really my thing, manifestation of an ancient AI or not.

Could we see some Carley from the walking dead?

-I’ve never seen a Carley SFM model, sorry.

Hey I know you get a lot of requests, but I’d love to see you do some Illusive Man/Miranda or krogan/human stuff.

-I might give the Illusive Man and Miranda a shot, no promises.

Could you make a slide show of miranda in her full suit, followed by a zipped-down and end it with her sucking on the head of Shepards dick? Maybe have her biting her lip in the earlier frame and/or pointing at her mouth in curiosity? Thanks!

-Something along those lines is on the way.

I wonder if you could do sum sexy Cortana if not Femshep ones. two or more :D Sexy poses. One where she is on her back and her legs are crossed one hand holding you boob and the other over her head and the pic is a top down view. The other one is lying on stomach one leg up other on bed and her back hand is grabbing her ankle the other hand she is biting her first finger like sexy like. both of the faces have a sexy look to. And the last one is a blowjob one with cum on face like a closeup pic.

-If I can figure out where to download the Cortana model, then sure.

Love your work, man. Could you do an image with Kasumi sitting on FemShep’s face, or if that’s not really your thing, one of FemShep eating Kasumi out?

- Sure, I’ll put it on the list

Hi :) I love your work, especially the pics with jack :D

-Thank you.

Could you make a pic of BaS Liz teaching ponytail Liz how to suck dick?

-If I get the urge to do another bioshock pic I’ll keep this request in mind.

Could you do Samantha traynor using her toothbrush to pleasure FemShep

-Maybe, I’ll look around and see if I can find a toothbrush model.

Requesting Liara (canon friendly model) sitting on MaleShep’s while he sucks on her nipple pls.

- I cannot make the MaleShep model look decent while sucking tit.  I’ve no idea how Bluelight pulled that off.  I’ve got some MaleShep-Liara softcore done that will hopefully be good enough.

Could we see Maya getting it on with MaleShep and his clone(s)?

-Maya is a gigantic pain in the ass since there is no nude model and you have to mash the clothed Maya Brooks model with the nude Samantha Traynor model and hope that it doesn’t look like total dogshit.  As such, I don’t have any plans on the moment but will keep your request in mind if I do decide to give her another shot.

Hi any word of Miranda’s red dress? If you got it I would like a picture Miranda in doggy position with that dress

-Slava did make a model of Miranda in the dress but the dress is not independent of the models legs (in other words, it’s really hard to jack her dress up in order to plow her from behind).  I’ll try jamming some models together but I’m not hopefull.  If all else fails, I’ll do a BJ pic with her in the dress.

Hey there, big fan of your work! Any chance of a scene where dudeshep and dr chakwas’s drinking session takes an unexpectedly sexy turn as he bends her over her desk/stretcher in her medibay but are unaware the crew are watching through the window? Bonus points for anal.

- I’ll put it on the list but it’ll have to be the Normanday SR-1 model.

With the calender series will there be another one involving the women of the Normandy being fucked by men?

- Meh, 50/50.  If I do make another one it won’t be for a long while.

What exactly was digitalero? And what does it mean for people like you? I’m new to this..

-Digitalero was a message board for rule34 GMOD/SFM/Xnalara work.  It was best (only, really) resource for nude models and an invaluable resource for tutorials and help.  The community there was unbelievably supportive and helpful, so much so that I’d argue it had the best SFM community on the web outside of valve’s.  I’m hopeful that the community will regroup, because rule34 and tumblr are a poor substitute for what DE was.

 

 

 

Jun 20, 2014 2 notes
Jun 19, 2014 178 notes
#tomb raider #lara croft #joslin reyes
Jun 16, 2014 294 notes
Jun 16, 2014 387 notes
#Mass Effect #Karin Chakwas #femshep #Commander Shepard #Ashley Williams #samantha traynor #samara #diana allers #Miranda Lawson #hanar #jack #Kasumi Goto #EDI #kelly chambers #Tali Zora Vas Normandy
Jun 16, 2014 87 notes
#Mass Effect #Self Congratulatory Jerk Off Post
Jun 16, 2014 173 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #Miranda Lawson #Liara T'Soni #diana allers #kelly chambers #jack #Subject Zero #Tali Zora Vas Normandy #Karin Chakwas
Jun 16, 2014 160 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #jack #femshep #Subject Zero #samara #Karin Chakwas #Kasumi Goto #diana allers #Liara T'Soni #Miranda Lawson #EDI #kelly chambers #samantha traynor #Ashley Williams #Tali Zora Vas Normandy
Jun 15, 2014 83 notes
#well this sucks
Jun 14, 2014 61 notes
#Commander Shepard #Mass Effect #Tali Zora Vas Normandy
Jun 12, 2014 226 notes
#Mass Effect #jack #Subject Zero #Miranda Lawson #femshep #Commander Shepard
Source Filmmaker image making guidevitezislav.deviantart.com

vitezislav:

by Vitezislav

Made this guide a long time ago.



This guide will focus on making images in Source Filmmaker.

What do you need for this tutorial:
Map: Femsheps Quarter (ME3), https://digitalero.org/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=57
Models: Nude Miranda Lawson (Mass Effect 3 ) Gmod & XNALara, https://digitalero.org/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=85
Miranda Lawson Nude (Rebuilt Faceposing), https://digitalero.org/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=121

Put the map, models and materials folder in: steam/steamapps/common/SourceFilmmaker/game/usermod

Now lets begin by creating a new file.

If this is your first time using SFM, you will probably only have th

Read more

Good started guide for SFM by Vitezislav (this is first guide I used about a year ago)

Jun 11, 2014 28 notes
Jun 10, 2014 174 notes
#Mass Effect #Tali Zora Vas Normandy #Commander Shepard #femshep #legion
Jun 9, 2014 116 notes
I LOVE YOUR NEW TITLE PIC!!!!!! Any chance you can post a clean version without your name plastered over it?

Sure.

Jun 9, 2014 3 notes
Jun 9, 2014 100 notes
Jun 8, 2014 179 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #EDI
Needs some Isaac Clarke and Ellie Langford and John Carver from dead space 3

If I can find out where people are getting that nude Ellie model from, then yeah sure.

Jun 7, 2014 1 note
Jun 7, 2014 105 notes
Sorry for my english, but why do not you place the Arts at the maximum resolution on the home page, it is necessary to download rule34 :-(

Pretty sure tumblr’s maximum picture resolution is 1280 pixels.  If I’m wrong or someone knows a way around this let me know.  Until then I’ll also upload them over at digitalero and rule34.  Sorry.

Jun 6, 2014 2 notes
Jun 6, 2014 100 notes
#Mass Effect #javik #Commander Shepard #maya brooks
Jun 6, 2014 68 notes
#Mass Effect #mordin solus #Ashley Williams #Garrus Vakarian #Miranda Lawson #Commander Shepard
Jun 4, 2014 65 notes
#bioshock infinite #elizabeth #Booker DeWitt
KP's XPS to SFM Tutorialnaughtymachinima.com

kp0988:

KP’s XNA/XPS to SFM Tutorial

Okay, I went and finished up with this one today. =)

It’s meant to, hopefully, help people get XNALara models working in SFM, so it’s kind of bare-bones, and is meant as a starting point. You’re models won’t be perfect, but if it’s something you’re interested in, I encourage you to continue.

Here is a Google Doc featuring some notes I didn’t/couldn’t really go over in the video.

Here’s the zip of the few files I mention as well. There is a notepad file with the same information as the Google Doc too.

As a sidebar, the texture recolors/adjustments tutorial will be coming out later this week, and the download for this video will be posted tomorrow.

I hope it’s of some help to everyone, and I do ramble a bit, as I’m not quite as confident in my porting skills yet. =(

Nice tutorial from KP on XNALara to SFM porting.

Jun 3, 2014 33 notes
Jun 1, 2014 150 notes
#Mass Effect #jack #Subject Zero #Commander Shepard #femshep #Tali Zora Vas Normandy #Garrus Vakarian #Kasumi Goto #Ashley Williams #Zaeed Massani #James vega #Jeff Moreau #Urdnot Grunt #Urdnot Wrex #Miranda Lawson #samara #samantha traynor #javik #EDI #glyph #Jacob Taylor #Liara T'Soni
Could we see some The Wolf Among Us art?

I’d love to but unfortunately there aren’t any released SFM/GMod models for the Wolf Among Us.

Jun 1, 2014 3 notes

May 2014

Could we see some Daisy Fitzroy? Maybe some solo poses or a bj? Idk if there's a nude model but if you improvised I wouldn't mind. There's mainly just Liz pictures anyway.

Unfortunately, I don’t think there is any Daisy model from BSI. I’ll look around and see.

May 31, 2014 1 note
May 31, 2014 161 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #Miranda Lawson #Ashley Williams
May 28, 2014 89 notes
#Mass Effect #Miranda Lawson #Liara T'Soni #Jeff Moreau #Commander Shepard
More Q & A

Dude your work is fucking amazing, that baby shower orgy was great. I’m not too much into pregnant stuff but I’m even less into futa so the fact the picture has none is nice. You definitely got a fan here. Really looking forward to any male shepherd/Ashley pairings you might have coming, for sure my favourite ME stuff.

By any chance… you have something more from Mass Effect - Ashley Williams? Thanks and stay awesome.

-Thank you, any thing specific with Ashley and MaleShep?

liara and broshep cuddling plz

- honestly, this is so sweet that I don’t know if I can do it justice.  We’ll see.

Just wondering if you have any plans/desire to do a Maya Brooks being “interrogated” after being captured by Cmdr. Shepard after The Citadel DLC?

-I’ve got something similar requested/planned.

could you do Tales of Batarian Slave Girls part 3 with jack and tali with an elcor

-I’ll give it a shot.

 how long does it take you to make a picutre?

-Depends.  If it’s just two or three models on a map, it’s only about 30 to 40 minutes.  If it’s more models or if I need to build the background out of props it can take up to 2 or 3 hours.

 Could you try a pic with booker giving it to ashley with Liz looking disturbed looking at it through a tear?

-Don’t know how to do tears, sorry.

 Hey, I’m a big fan of your work. I was wondering if you could do a picture involving Ashley, Miranda and femshep. Ashley and Miranda are lying side by side, legs spread apart as they are being fisted by femshep. Thanks.

 -Thank you, picture is on the list.

Request femshep cum in mouth

-I’ll see what I can do, no promises.

 Can you do more of the ME girls and dogs? :3

-Eventually, probably.  I don’t really have a lot of great ideas for dog pics after the gangbang one.

 Hi ever since release of citadel dlc I have never seen a mass effect porn picture with Miranda in her red dress. Is it because there is no model of it? If there is can you make one?

 -I think Vitezislav ported it over to SFM, I’ll take a look.

 good god that miranda lawson model was amazing

-Yes it is.  If anyone is looking for it Lord Aardvark posted it over at SFMLab.

 Could you try some Elena and Chloe from uncharted?

 -Sorry, no Elena or Chloe SFM models (nude or otherwise)

 Could you make a pictureor should I say, would you kindly make a picture of all the Elizabeth’s “smothering” booker with their breasts? Maybe title it “the only way”?

-I’ll give it shot.

May 28, 2014 6 notes
May I ask where you got the bondage bed on FemShep on your "The new new shadow broker" sfm? I've on ever seen one on digitalero and it's definitely not that one. Thx <3

It’s in cirre992 prop pack 4

http://cire992.blogspot.com/2013/05/ports-by-cire992.html

May 27, 2014
May 26, 2014 195 notes
#Mass Effect #femshep #Clone Shepard #Liara T'Soni #maya brooks #glyph
You do any photoshop? Because it would be cool if you made some nude pics of Ali Hillis, Liara's VA. Couldn't find any of her.

Nope, only SFM.

May 26, 2014 1 note
May 25, 2014 141 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Miranda Lawson
The Cold Never Bothered Me - Ah Fuck Itlordaardvarksfm.tumblr.com

lordaardvarksfm:

Hey guys. Is it too late for me to jump on board the Frozen train?

External image

Click for 1080p.

WARNING! Beyond this point there is a LOT of text! Most of it is detailing specifics about the model and the work involved, but at the end there is a request for help from you guys, my readers!

I know…

Can’t wait to see the finished project.  Aardvark has been a on a tear lately with new models.

May 23, 2014 79 notes
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