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May 2015

May 6, 2015 158 notes
#Mass Effect #Liara T'Soni #feron
May 4, 2015 189 notes
#game of thrones #daenerys targaryen
Sexy Witcher Competition Winners

xpsfm:

If it would be a perfect world all entries for my contest (page updated with all links to entries, ratings and winners) would win. But I have limited copies to give away and we already learn in the Witcher that the world can be dark and unfair.

You all should know about the winning entries from my short little comic which I worked on for approx. 3 hours or so being all the time very unsure, especially regarding 3rd price. Typing and scrapping lots of text. But in the end I gave that to Shitty Horsey because it was really a different and interesting idea. All other pictures are amazing as well and I really hope to see more from all of you in the future.

So to have a clear post about this:

1st price goes to StrayaSFM


2nd price goes to Vaurra


3rd price goes to Shitty Horsey


Congratulations

All participants have sth. in their inbox. The first 2 should get in touch with me fast. I expect the W3 preload to start in a few days. And during the week I have little time for answers and contact.

I really appreciate all your stuff you threw at me. I will consider making such a contest again. Maybe before the PC release of the new Tomb Raider (will take some time though).

Cool.  Thanks to xpsfm for running the contest.  Can’t wait for Witcher 3 and hopefully some sweet Triss-Yennifer-Ciri SFM action.

May 3, 2015 237 notes
May 3, 2015 385 notes
Is this the new mirana model released by redmenace and cherizen?

If you are talking about the one in the last pic, no that is Aardvark’s jiggleboned Miranda.

May 2, 2015 3 notes
I just saw your recent post called Prologue and I was like OH MY GOD!!! Does this mean your going to do another mass effect extortion comic but set in mass effect 2
May 2, 2015 30 notes
May 2, 2015 205 notes
#Mass Effect #Miranda Lawson #the illusive man #mass effect 2: debauchery

April 2015

Apr 30, 2015 259 notes
#game of thrones #Cersei Lannister #Huggybear did it better #margaery tyrell
Apr 28, 2015 295 notes
#the witcher #triss merigold #the lady of the forest
Apr 26, 2015 252 notes
#the witcher #triss merigold #sheala de tancarville #philippa eilhart
Apr 25, 2015 189 notes
#anna #olaf #sven #kristoff bjorgman
Hey there! Where did you get the new Liara model? Thanks in advance!

If you are referring to the non-busty, cannon Liara, Ganonmaster posted it over at SFMLab.

Apr 23, 2015 2 notes
Apr 22, 2015 255 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Miranda Lawson #samantha traynor
Apr 19, 2015 230 notes
#Mass Effect #Tali Zora Vas Normandy #Liara T'Soni #femshep #Commander Shepard #Garrus Vakarian
Apr 17, 2015 288 notes
Apr 16, 2015 333 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #Liara T'Soni #Tali Zora Vas Normandy #Garrus Vakarian
Apr 12, 2015 25 notes
#i have no idea what i'm doing
Apr 12, 2015 560 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Tali Zora Vas Normandy #samara #Kasumi Goto #Miranda Lawson
Apr 10, 2015 1,895 notes
Apr 9, 2015 916 notes
#Mass Effect #Garrus Vakarian #Commander Shepard #femshep
April Q & A

Got an idea for a request from the new bustier tali model… Basically it’s a version of the drunk Tali scene in the Normandy lounge where she tells Shep about her emergency induction port… Only now Shep convinces her to suck his dick through the port in her helmet. (With Tali gripping Shep’s ass to get nice and deep)
-There is no Normandy lounge map or model.  Maybe when she gets drunk at the party.


What about a picture of trio of pics of Elizabeth? The first one being ponytail, then lady Comstock dress, then BaS? All similar to poster pin-ups?
-I’ll pass.  I will do some more with Elizabeth in the future.

can you do samantha getting fucked by male shepard while she eats out female shepard/another female character
-Yep.

Can you do something with Maya Brooks? There like less than 10 of her.

-There is no nude model of Maya which tends to make pics with her a gigantic pain.  We’ll see.

May I please be so bold as to request a scene of Liara being bend over her ilium office desk and absolutely railed by Shep wearing nothing but her dominatrix boots from LordAardvark’s model? (Liara in the boots that is, not Shep lol)

-Yep.


Loved the Javik/Liara picture. Any chance you could make a Liara/Feron picture?
-Yep.


y9ou should do another mass effect comic with Sheploo and set it during mass effect 2
-Extortion is going to be my magnum opus, I don’t think I’ll be able to do anything that is as large in scope and make it turn out how I want like I was able to with Extortion.  Also, three large problems.  1), the maleshep model has very limited jaw flexes which makes it look odd during speech, so I’ll have to do a lot of headswaps with Aardvark’s model, 2) being porn aimed at straight males it limits the amount of partners male Shepard can have, 3) there is no nude ME2 jack model and the one ME2 jack model that does exists completely lacks any face bones.  If I can work around these and most importantly think of a funny spin of ME2 I might give it a shot.


When will we see the new jack in action? Ever thought about posting fisting?
-Sooner or later.  Nope.


Hey, you did my Javik-Liara request! Thanks! Looks great, exactly how I pictured it. Goddess bless those sweet, sweet bloobs.
-Thank you.


Will you do a sex scene with Hermione Granger?
-Don’t have the model, sorry.


uuggh shit man, i wish you liked useing the yahg model more, caus eYahg on Femshep is like, my number one fetish lol


You made a yahg gangbang. Looks nice by the way. Are you still going to do the shadow broker capturing femshep liara and tali though.
-We’ll see.


After seeing your recent squad selection pic, I got curious as to how you’d personally rate the Mass Effect ladies from most to least do-able?
-Miranda > Liara > Samara > Kasumi > Traynor > Chakwas (GILF pussy!) > Ashley > Jack > Tali > Kelly > Allers > EDI. 


Could I please request a pic of LordAardvark’s new Jack naked apart from her boots and cowboy hat, riding a big-dicked species (preferably Krogan)? Thanks, and Christ be with you.
-Yep.


Femshep chained naked next to the illusive man while the illusive man puts cigarrettes in her mouth.
-Eh, pass.


Can you do more femshep clone porn
Femshep gets raped by maleshep clone
-Maybe.


Can make an image or comic where femshep and her female companions (at least 4 or more girls) getting gangbanged at the purgatory prison and just so you know I’m that guy again who’s asked you to do the blue suns gangbang and was disappointed by it, so just to be clear try to make it good and for gods sake show some vaginas and tits.


C'mon man, please do a femshep and all the girls from mass effect being group fucked by Cerberus or something. Please,  do this request.(most preferably in comic form)


-Dude, I got it.  Don’t have enough props to recreate Purgatory and I’m not a huge fan of the Cerberus models.  I’ll do something along those lines but I’m slow as shit fulfilling requests and abandon them frequently.  Comics take forever so unless I’m really into it’s more likely to be a single pic.  As for the overall quality, I adopted the moniker with Shitty in it for a reason.

Apr 9, 2015 4 notes
#navel gazing
Apr 8, 2015 1,635 notes
Apr 8, 2015 1,716 notes
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Apr 7, 2015 323 notes
#cersei lannister #daenerys targaryen #margaery tyrell
Steam Workshop :: ME3 Anderson's Apartment [beta]steamcommunity.com

To anyone who can port this to SFM:

EDIT: Holy shit, the map was compiled with HDR lighting and works in SFM.  Thanks to Deathhandsfm for the heads up and Quickie already has it up on SFMLab.  MARK2580 did a hell of nice job on this map.  Can’t wait to see the final version.


Apr 6, 2015 104 notes
Apr 5, 2015 243 notes
#Urdnot Wrex #Liara T'Soni #Mass Effect
Apr 2, 2015 355 notes
#Mass Effect #javik #Liara T'Soni

March 2015

Mar 30, 2015 154 notes
#alien isolation #ellen ripley
Mar 28, 2015 177 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #yahg #femshep #Liara T'Soni #EDI
SFMLab has a forum

digitalero:

Please reblog, because a lot of people seem to have missed this. It was added like two weeks ago. 

 https://sfmlab.com/forum/

Here you go.

Mar 28, 2015 57 notes
Mar 26, 2015 644 notes
#Mass Effect #Tali Zora Vas Normandy #Kasumi Goto #Liara T'Soni #Miranda Lawson #samara #Ashley Williams #EDI #jack
Mar 25, 2015 94 notes
Jack 2015 - OFFICIAL MODEL RELEASElordaardvarksfm.tumblr.com

lordaardvarksfm:

Lifted from the SFMLab release page, which can be viewed by clicking here.

IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! AFTER NEARLY 8 MONTHS, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING!

Want to see a huge picture showing off everything on the model? Click here! Be warned, it’s 7500 x 5760, and is over 20MB!

So this is a…

Mar 23, 2015 117 notes
Mar 23, 2015 188 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Kasumi Goto #femshep
March Q & A

Thank you very much for the Extortion series :) That Mordin at the end is just the perfect cherry on top. (thought it was glyph but yes to mordin!) Again, thank you for the time and stuff you spent on it! from: a new but huge fan


I hope there’s more of your extortion comics because the epilogue was hilarious but not something I would fap to. maybe more girl group gangbang would be nice.
-Thanks, glad you liked it.


Just wanted to say that i love your work! Have a great day :)
- All good things …


Just wanted to say that i love your work! Have a great day :)


Hey, I dig the Elizabeth kick you’re on, keep it up man!


I oppose the other Anon’s request, more Elizabeth goodness please!
Can you make more Elizabeth wallpaper I love all of your Elizabeth porn :D
-Thanks, some more Elizabeth will be on the way sooner or later.


how about lesbian lighting & her sister
-I have no idea who this is


What video game or characters are you focussing on now?
-I’ll still do ME stuff, but am planning on keeping up with the Witcher bestiary and some more Bioshock.


Do one where femshep makes fun of vega for losing a fight to her which vega then challenges Shepard that If he can defeat her he gets to fucked her in front of everyone .(which of course I expect james vega to win though)
-I’ll keep this idea in mind.


Are you friends with other mass effect sfm porn makers and if so can you tell me their names so i can check their site out as well.
-To name a few: Vitezislav, ltr300, ayatollaofrock, venomous-sausage, trajan99, jackskindaheredo a lot of Mass Effect SFM porn.  He’s not on tumblr, but Huggybear742 is one of the bests.


O know you’ve said that you are on a bioshock kick right now but, when you do get back to mass effect do you think we might be able to get some garrus and/or wrex? I’ve not seen much, if any porn invoking them. They deserve some love


Hey there, hoping to make a request revolving around Liara’s comment to Wrex in the Citadel DLC about there being “more of the legend to love”, and I thought what better way to prove it than for Liara to take Wrex’s cock balls (all four) deep in her ass. Liara should have a “I immediately regret this decision” expression.
-Sure.


More of Dr. Chakwas please :)


Oh please do more of Chakwas and MaleShep.


We’ve seen Chakwas go down on Femshep twice. Isn’t it time Femshep returned the favor?
-Man you guys sure love Chakwas.  She’ll show up again eventually.


Another series (like extortion) would be nice. This time with Maleshep making each female in the ME trilogy a member of his harem.


Have you ever thought making a series that is similar to Extortion, but instead Femshep getting extorted by everybody else, it’s Maleshep extorting ALL the chicks found throughout the Trilogy; squadmates, crewmates, and NPC’s alike?

-I got some ideas for another comic featuring MaleShep.  It will be a while before I start it if I do end up making it.


Scenario: Shadow Broker final mission fails. Femshep, Tali and Liara are captured. The pic would feature Femshep getting fucked from behind by the Shadow Broker while Tali and Liara are slumped over nearby with cum all over their pussy/face respectively


Do one where femshep and liara get defeated by the shadow broker and you know the drill.
-Can’t get the Shadow Broker colors to match up texture wise with the Yahg model, sorry.  I have something else in mind but have had to scrap it a couple of times already.


What happens if the coin lands on the edge ^^
-Hmm.


does “Quantity over Quality” apply to your dick to? love your work btw
-Thank you.  What I lack in both size and stamina I make up by yelling really loud when I cum.


Any chance you’ll be doing anything involving Liara getting gangbanged soon?
-Nothing planned at the moment but you never know.


Do you watch nostalgia critic?
-Nope, never heard of it.
that gremlin pic and description was awesome, you should do more of them!

-Will do.


Hey, if they’re are any returning characters for the new mass effect who would you want?
-Not really.  I’ve read the rumors about ME4 and they should have set the next game 600-700 years after ME3.  The galaxy is just getting back on its feet and getting the mass relays back on line.  Shepard is all but a legend and myth at this point.  Maybe Liara shows up as a Matriarch so we can make porn of her getting it on with new characters. 


So how are you these days, anyways? Did anything special?

-Can’t complain.

Mar 22, 2015 5 notes
#Self Congratulatory Jerk Off Post
Mar 21, 2015 154 notes
Mar 20, 2015 143 notes
#Tali Zora Vas Normandy #Garrus Vakarian #Commander Shepard #Mass Effect
I really didn't think you'd reply to that, let alone post it on the front page..

Sorry man, didn’t mean to call you out and I do appreciate that you were civil in your message. I mainly just wanted to use that Elizabeth gif. More ME and less Bioshock is in the pipeline.

Mar 18, 2015 3 notes
Mar 18, 2015 232 notes
Mar 18, 2015 309 notes
#bioshock infinite #elizabeth comstock #Rosalind Lutece
the hell is wrong with you man?
Mar 17, 2015 6 notes
Mar 15, 2015 178 notes
#the witcher #triss merigold
I don't want to feel like an asshole here, but can you focus on your mass effect porn or any other ones that aren't bioshock infinite because I don't like seeing Elizabeth porn . I'm just asking politely though because Elizabeth porn just really a turn off for me and I would rather see more femshep porn please.

Thank you for the courteous message but unfortunately I’m a bit of an Elizabeth kick at the moment.  ME porn with show up again sooner or later, I promise.  Until then please bear with the Ms. Comstock.

Mar 13, 2015 39 notes
Mar 13, 2015 408 notes
#bioshock infinite #elizabeth
Mar 11, 2015 58 notes
#ellen ripley
Can you do a 1080p version of the latest Elizabeth revisit work? It's fantastic.

Updated the image with a link to a higher render.

Mar 9, 2015 5 notes
Mar 8, 2015 116 notes
#bioshock infinite #elizabeth comstock #Zachary Comstock
Are you going to do more mass effect porn?

Yeah, eventually.  Just taking a little break for a while, that’s all.

Mar 8, 2015 10 notes
Mar 5, 2015 573 notes
#the witcher #triss merigold #adlehaid
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