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January 2015

Jan 31, 2015 214 notes
#Mass Effect #jack #femshep #Commander Shepard #eezo
Is there any chance we could get a SFW version of "Keelah se'lai" at some point? Tali with her helmet off and hood down/gone (or at least just the facemask/helmet, if the hood down/gone isn't feasible), FemShep in her N7 armor? I would love the hell out of it, probably make it my wallpaper.

A non pornographic pic?  What the hell kinda blog do you think I’m running here?

Seriously though, if I can make the hood down Tali not look like total shit I’ll give it try.

Jan 29, 2015 4 notes
Jan 28, 2015 339 notes
#Mass Effect #jack #Miranda Lawson
Jan 25, 2015 357 notes
#Mass Effect #mass effect 3: extortion #eezo #jack #Subject Zero #Commander Shepard #femshep
Femshep Takes an Interest in Her Junior Officers

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A fun one from iiodizedsalt

Jan 24, 2015 81 notes
January State of Tumblr-blog-thingy

Could we maybe see a pic of Jack and Miranda both naked and about to kiss? Maybe with miranda pursuing it instead of Jack.

-I’ll see what I can do.

You sir have some of the best work on the internet. Your facial posing and expressions are the greatest and your extortion comic is extremely good and very funny. If I could make a request combining your awesome facial posing and humorous ability perhaps you could make a picture or comic involving female commander shepard being surprised during sex maybe because she wasnt expecting to be fucked or the cock is alot larger then she thought it was going to be or it was someone she wasnt expecting.

-Thank you.  Something along those lines is on the way.

Crazy thing is, I can actually buy that Drell deathbed skit. Not so “shitty” horsey. Great job.

Any chance of an ‘Aftermath’ pic to the Thane & Kolyat chapter or was the Elcor pic a one-time thing? Keep up the great work :)

-The Elcor pic was a one off.  I’m not sure what I’d do for follow-up to the Thane/Kolyat chapter.

Femshep and Garrus in the Mako

-No Mako interior model.  Sorry.

Hi, Horsey. I’d like to make a request of a birds-eye view of Liara and Edi going ass-to-ass. (The brainiest girls are always the kinkiest) But, also, could you include close ups of each of their facial expressions? (Kind of like with Shep’s anal adventure) Your expressions are always so well done and deserve focus :)

-I’ll see what I can do.

Alright, if you were to get a bj from any of the mass effect girls who’d it be?

-Liara.  Just so I could grag onto those head tenticles like a set of handlebars.

Well, I certainly hope you do more stuff with Silé.

-I probably will once SoulSlayer releases the final model.

Surely FemShep is getting into it by now :D

-You’d think so but apparently she is still pretty put off by the whole affair.

Just want to say I really love what you’re doing with Extortion. You do a great job at balancing the comedy with the sexiness. Think my favourite chapters so far have been the Elcor, Aria, Thane and Blasto (Nice Simpsons ref btw).

The new extortion made me laugh with Joey. Keep up the good work

That little hat on Joey was hilarious! Loving the extortion comics btw.

-Joey is my new favorite ME character.

Can’t believe there’s only a couple Extortion chapters left to go. There’s so many species/characters that deserve a turn with femshep! Love it as always.

The extortion series is awesome. Hope there is more to come!

Does the dialogue imply that this is the final extortion comic?

-Thanks.  There are a few more chapters to come.

Any chance we’ll see Extortion chapters that focus on Batarians, Vorcha, Volus and Yahg? There’s been a lot of pussy eating, but Shep could stand to take many more dicks. Really work out her “diplomacy” skills…

-Honestly, probably not.  I’m trying to at least start each chapter with a reference to a scene in the game and there weren’t any really significant ones with the Batarians, Vorcha or Volus in ME3.  Maybe with the Yahg on Sur'Kesh, but I passed by the part of the story a while ago and am not break continuity.  I’ll do something with the Yahg eventually.  I’ll also have to see about getting Shepard some more dick.  The amount of pussy eating wasn’t intention, just kinda came out the story as I made it up.

Quick question, is there a Matriarch Aethyta model? I wanted to request some images where Shep basically fucks his way through Liara’s whole family.

-Nope, none that I’m aware of.

Where did you get the nude Benezia model from?

-It’s just a headswap of Benezia’s head on Aardvark’s busty Liara model.

Think we could see Tali getting double-teamed by Garrus and Maleshep?

-I’ll give it a go.

Thanks for that Doc Karin pic….finally someone did one good with her :)

Could you do a sexy Chakwas pinup with Traynor? Please?

-I did one but it looks like shit.  I’ll see if I can fix it, if not I’ll just dump it on a Request fail Friday.

Could you do more Kelly Chambers pics?

-Sure.

Can you make a gif about elizabeth shemale fucking with liara, pls :3

-I’ve never learned to animate and also I don’t do shemales/futa.  Sorry.

Hi, i l ove your work You can fake Leliana & Joséphine of Dragon Age : Inquisition with Mianda & Ashley (of Mass Effect 3). Please thanks

-Thank you but I don’t have Leliana or Josephine models.

Can you do an image or comic where femshep and her female companions battling Cerberus or blue suns but end up getting captured and fucked

-I don’t have any blue suns models.  I might give it a try with the Cerberus soldiers.

If you had to pair up a Mass Effect character from each category what would your choices be? Category A: Fem Shep, Liara, Miranda, Ashley, Tali, and Jack Category B: Wrex, Garrus, Jacob, Javik, Legion, and a Varren.

-FemShep + Garrus, Liara + Javik, Jack + Wrex, Ashley + Legion, Miranda + Varren, Tali + Varren.  Screw Jacob. 

Ah, that’s mean.  Jacob can have Allers.

Jan 23, 2015 3 notes
#Self Congratulatory Jerk Off Post
Jan 23, 2015 280 notes
Jan 23, 2015 274 notes
#Mass Effect #Matriarch Benezia #Aria T'loak #samara
Jan 21, 2015 217 notes
#Mass Effect #mass effect 3: extortion #EDI #Commander Shepard #femshep #Jeff Moreau
Jan 19, 2015 201 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Liara T'Soni #Ashley Williams

trajan99:

Ha!

Jan 18, 2015 149 notes
Jan 17, 2015 269 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Karin Chakwas
Jan 14, 2015 255 notes
#Mass Effect #Liara T'Soni
Jan 11, 2015 195 notes
#Mass Effect #mass effect 3: extortion #Commander Shepard #femshep #javik #blasto #asari
Jan 9, 2015 206 notes
#sheala de tancarville #triss merigold #philippa eilhart #the witcher
Jan 6, 2015 127 notes
#Lollipop Chainsaw #juilet starling
Where did you get Frozen models?

They are Lord Aardvark’s.  He posted them at SFMLab.com

Jan 5, 2015 1 note
Is it true that you're actually a horse?

Jan 4, 2015 21 notes
Jan 3, 2015 181 notes
#Mass Effect #mass effect 3: extortion #legion #Commander Shepard #Tali Zora Vas Normandy
Jan 2, 2015 215 notes
Jan 1, 2015 108 notes
#jack #Mass Effect
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