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May 2014

Could we see some Daisy Fitzroy? Maybe some solo poses or a bj? Idk if there's a nude model but if you improvised I wouldn't mind. There's mainly just Liz pictures anyway.

Unfortunately, I don’t think there is any Daisy model from BSI. I’ll look around and see.

May 31, 2014 1 note
May 31, 2014 161 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #Miranda Lawson #Ashley Williams
May 28, 2014 89 notes
#Mass Effect #Miranda Lawson #Liara T'Soni #Jeff Moreau #Commander Shepard
More Q & A

Dude your work is fucking amazing, that baby shower orgy was great. I’m not too much into pregnant stuff but I’m even less into futa so the fact the picture has none is nice. You definitely got a fan here. Really looking forward to any male shepherd/Ashley pairings you might have coming, for sure my favourite ME stuff.

By any chance… you have something more from Mass Effect - Ashley Williams? Thanks and stay awesome.

-Thank you, any thing specific with Ashley and MaleShep?

liara and broshep cuddling plz

- honestly, this is so sweet that I don’t know if I can do it justice.  We’ll see.

Just wondering if you have any plans/desire to do a Maya Brooks being “interrogated” after being captured by Cmdr. Shepard after The Citadel DLC?

-I’ve got something similar requested/planned.

could you do Tales of Batarian Slave Girls part 3 with jack and tali with an elcor

-I’ll give it a shot.

 how long does it take you to make a picutre?

-Depends.  If it’s just two or three models on a map, it’s only about 30 to 40 minutes.  If it’s more models or if I need to build the background out of props it can take up to 2 or 3 hours.

 Could you try a pic with booker giving it to ashley with Liz looking disturbed looking at it through a tear?

-Don’t know how to do tears, sorry.

 Hey, I’m a big fan of your work. I was wondering if you could do a picture involving Ashley, Miranda and femshep. Ashley and Miranda are lying side by side, legs spread apart as they are being fisted by femshep. Thanks.

 -Thank you, picture is on the list.

Request femshep cum in mouth

-I’ll see what I can do, no promises.

 Can you do more of the ME girls and dogs? :3

-Eventually, probably.  I don’t really have a lot of great ideas for dog pics after the gangbang one.

 Hi ever since release of citadel dlc I have never seen a mass effect porn picture with Miranda in her red dress. Is it because there is no model of it? If there is can you make one?

 -I think Vitezislav ported it over to SFM, I’ll take a look.

 good god that miranda lawson model was amazing

-Yes it is.  If anyone is looking for it Lord Aardvark posted it over at SFMLab.

 Could you try some Elena and Chloe from uncharted?

 -Sorry, no Elena or Chloe SFM models (nude or otherwise)

 Could you make a pictureor should I say, would you kindly make a picture of all the Elizabeth’s “smothering” booker with their breasts? Maybe title it “the only way”?

-I’ll give it shot.

May 28, 2014 6 notes
May I ask where you got the bondage bed on FemShep on your "The new new shadow broker" sfm? I've on ever seen one on digitalero and it's definitely not that one. Thx <3

It’s in cirre992 prop pack 4

http://cire992.blogspot.com/2013/05/ports-by-cire992.html

May 27, 2014
May 26, 2014 195 notes
#Mass Effect #femshep #Clone Shepard #Liara T'Soni #maya brooks #glyph
You do any photoshop? Because it would be cool if you made some nude pics of Ali Hillis, Liara's VA. Couldn't find any of her.

Nope, only SFM.

May 26, 2014 1 note
May 25, 2014 141 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Miranda Lawson
The Cold Never Bothered Me - Ah Fuck Itlordaardvarksfm.tumblr.com

lordaardvarksfm:

Hey guys. Is it too late for me to jump on board the Frozen train?

External image

Click for 1080p.

WARNING! Beyond this point there is a LOT of text! Most of it is detailing specifics about the model and the work involved, but at the end there is a request for help from you guys, my readers!

I know…

Can’t wait to see the finished project.  Aardvark has been a on a tear lately with new models.

May 23, 2014 79 notes
May 23, 2014 161 notes
#Mass Effect #Karin Chakwas #EDI #Liara T'Soni #samantha traynor #Ashley Williams #Miranda Lawson #admiral hackett #Commander Shepard
hey horsey. Where did you find the map you used in one of your pic posted in may 4th ( Kelly licking Femshep) . I wanted to do more anims from ME but other place than just in shep quarters. hehe. This would be great. Thank you! :)

I’d love to see more ME stuff from you.

It’s not a map. It’s the SR1 model with a bunch of cire992’s props placed in it (Holo EDI is an Xnalara port) on the Shep quarter map.

The Normandy model is about half way down this page:
http://cire992.blogspot.com/2013/05/ports-by-korro-bravin.html

There is also Shepard’s office/lounge from the citadel dlc over at SFMLAB.  This is same idea, two props that can be placed on an existing map (I never did learn Hammer).

May 21, 2014 1 note
May 20, 2014 173 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #eezo #jack #Subject Zero
May 18, 2014 244 notes
#Mass Effect #Liara T'Soni #diana allers #Commander Shepard #Kasumi Goto #kelly chambers
May 18, 2014 326 notes
You ever going to have animated cumshot on Femshep or any of the other characters?

Don’t know how to animate, too lazy to learn.  Sorry.

May 16, 2014
May 16, 2014 127 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #javik #Liara T'Soni
Movie release

beowulf1117:

Ok the movie is now released and you can watch it (low quality) on this link: http://www.naughtymachinima.com/video/9566/until-the-call-comes

Or you can download it for a HD(720p) here

Enjoy the movie! :)

Nice job by Beowulf!

May 15, 2014 146 notes
(It's Good to Be) The Bosslordaardvarksfm.tumblr.com

lordaardvarksfm:

Hey all. Haven’t checked in for a while; have had others things occupying my mind and my time.

I decided earlier today to port these outfits of Maleshep and Ashley, and while doing so, completely rebuild their faceposing, because I wasn’t happy with what I had given them last. They now each have…

May 15, 2014 78 notes
May 14, 2014 143 notes
#Mass Effect #Kasumi Goto #Commander Shepard #femshep
y are u so cool?

I drink only grain alcohol and rainwater.

May 13, 2014 4 notes
Poundin' Puppies

Apparently tumblr ain’t to keen on beast stuff.  Rather be safe than sorry:

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1365283

Requested ME girls with dogs pic.

May 11, 2014 20 notes
#Mass Effect #Kasumi Goto #Ashley Williams #Miranda Lawson #Liara T'Soni #kelly chambers
May 9, 2014 223 notes
#Mass Effect #kelly chambers #Miranda Lawson
May 7, 2014 91 notes
#Mass Effect #Garrus Vakarian #Tali Zora Vas Normandy #femshep #Commander Shepard
First Request Contest Image

vaurra:

Here’s the third place request from the contest. “Normandy women lined up against a wall.” I’m working through the requests from last place to first, so that I can spend more time on the winner.

FULL SIZE VERSION
WALLPAPER VERSION (1080p)

Nice one from Vaurra

May 6, 2014 107 notes
More Questions and Answers

Requesting Traynor and EDI get gangbanged by BBC. By that I mean Batarians if you got the models. Or just dudes if you don’t.

No Batarian nude model, but the rests seems interesting enough to give a shot.

Will you be doing more of Dr, Chakwas in the future, She is quite the GILF

I’d like to but unfortunately she doesn’t have a nude model.  I’m sure she’ll turn up at one point or another.

do you have bittorrent sync?

Nope.

Hey dude, I’ve been following your work and if I could I’d like to ask you something. I’ve never seen a really good liara blowjob pic, if you could do one, I’d be thrilled. Oh and if you decide to do it plz do it with the older model, the canon sucks imo :/

I’m not really great with bj pics, but I’ve got something similar with Liara lined up.

Amazing Sheply picture. Never seen any scenarios between them in that location. Love it!

Thank you.

can you do some pictures with ashley williams

I’ve got some more Ashley pics coming up

Will you be continuing your batarian slave series? maybe throw Liara in there too and hope 2 see more slave FShep and Jack.

Great to see Kasumi after slave ring! You said part 1 then you will show the others right? :) I want to ser Miranda and Kelly after slave ring :)

Yes I will be doing more of that series once I finish up some other stuff.

maybe some miranda and m shepard please?

Now that I think about it, I don’t think I’ve ever done a straight up Miranda - MaleShep pic.  I’ll figure something out.

Thanks for putting up my requested pic of the two Ashleys and Sheploo, I have another request if thats alright with you. Knowing that Ashley’s VA is Oracle(Batgirl) in the arkham games, i was wondering is it even possible to make a picture of Ashley in a Batgirl outfit riding BatShep?

Sorry, I wouldn’t know how to put them in the Batman outfits.

I’d like to see a threesome with Garrus, Femshep and Tali. Garrus and Tali need some more love on this tumblr.

I’ll keep that one in mind.

How about ME1/2 Ashley pegging Garrus?

I’ve had my fill of pegging for a while, sorry.

You can make Dragon Age gif?

I don’t know how to make gifs and don’t know a thing about Dragon Age or if there are even nude DA models.

Just wanted to say that you’re the classiest and most polite of all the ME SFM artists. Keep up the good work!

Aw shucks.

hey there, what’s the map of “Illium Nights” picture, and where can I download it?

It’s not a map, but a big backdrop with a picture of Illium on the back.  I made that one in particular but BilgeRat16 at DigitalEro has a nicer one with a couple of different backgrounds that works in the same way.  The rest of the pieces (bed, table, etc.) are just individual models placed to make up the rest of the scene.

May 4, 2014 2 notes
May 4, 2014 156 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #kelly chambers #EDI

April 2014

Apr 29, 2014 151 notes
#Mass Effect #James vega #Commander Shepard #femshep #Ashley Williams
Apr 27, 2014 91 notes
#Mass Effect #Liara T'Soni #Self Congratulatory Jerk Off Post
Just wanted to say thanks for the Kasumi picture. Keep up the great work!

Thanks, glad you like it.

Apr 27, 2014
Apr 25, 2014 194 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #Liara T'Soni
Apr 22, 2014 67 notes
#Mass Effect #Kasumi Goto #Krogan
Apr 19, 2014 78 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Liara T'Soni #space hamster
Apr 15, 2014 150 notes
#mass_effect #Miranda Lawson #Commander Shepard #femshep

trajan99:

External image

Apr 15, 2014 212 notes
I love the way you created my Grissom Academy idea! I love it! Thank you!

Thanks, glad you like it.

Apr 15, 2014 1 note
Apr 13, 2014 163 notes
#Mass Effect #jack #Subject Zero #Commander Shepard #femshep #the illusive man
Apr 11, 2014 135 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #karin chakwas #Ashley Williams
Apr 9, 2014 132 notes
#Mass Effect #Garrus Vakarian #samantha traynor #James vega #glyph #Liara T'Soni #Kaidan Alenko #Commander Shepard #javik #EDI
SFMLab • Dead or Alive: Johnny's Diner (Mila's Workplace)sfmlab.com

ganonking:

Download Dead or Alive: Johnny’s Diner (Mila’s Workplace) by Ganonmaster from SFMLab.

New map for SFM.

Apr 8, 2014 15 notes
Apr 8, 2014 554 notes
Apr 7, 2014 129 notes
#Mass Effect #Ashley Williams #Commander Shepard
Apr 4, 2014 355 notes
Apr 4, 2014 189 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #diana allers #kelly chambers #Ashley Williams #Liara T'Soni #samara #Miranda Lawson #samantha traynor #Subject Zero #jack #EDI #Kasumi Goto #Tali Zora Vas Normandy
Q & A Time

Why all the horsecock?

You make sci-fi themed porn with the non-human dicks you have, not the non-human dicks you wish you had.

Any chance of a threesome with sheploo and two ashleys? One with her original design and the other with her ME3 design.

Could you make one of shep picking me1 ashley over me3 ashley? Maybe with me3 ashley looking really jealous or angry?

Something close coming up.

“Remind me again Shepard, how is this suppose to help cure the genophage?” Don’t have a Tumblr account so I’ll answer here. Shepard’s answer: “Cure? Who said anything about a cure? THIS IS JUST FUCKING GREAT!!!”

:)

can you make more mass effect girls getting fucked by animals?

I’ll get to it eventually.

…OK. Some weird pictures lately but OK. Kind of preferred your old Shepard signature picture or whatever it was called though.

Anthropomorphic cookie men sinking into cartoon vaginas is going to be the next quicksand porn.

I love your blog, I got a request, could you do a gif where samantha and diana allers are in shepards cabin and samantha is dominating diana??? :)

I don’t know how to do gifs.  I could probably whip up a pic though.

I LOVE that slave ring picture! GIVE ME MOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!

MaleShep is a bit of an ass in that slave ring picture but still it is AWESOME!!!

Life ain’t nothin but bitches and money.

Could we possibly see a series of pictures based off of your auction picture each person with their buyer? Personally, I’d love to see Kasumi with that krogan.

I’ll give it a shot, at least the Kasumi and krogan.  Means more horse cock though.

How about Jack having sex with the Illusive Man? Title it “What happens when Shepard skips Grissom Academy.” Jack is Indoctrinated so have her look unusually happy or even mesmerized. Maybe throw FemShep in there too, equally mesmerized, and title it “What happens when Shepard FAILS Grissom Academy.” If not having sex maybe have them dancing naked for TIM? Something to show off they are under his control.

I don’t know about mesmerized but I can do a TIM-Jack-FemShep pic.

Femshep suck katalyst boy, can you do it?

I’ll pass, not really my thing and I don’t want to get the van.

Horsey I would love to see you use bit torrent sync. Just download add a folder to sync, share the secret. done :)

I don’t know enough about bit torrent to be comfortable with it, maybe someday but probably not.

Would you kindly make a picture of ashley after taking a Krogan or Turian cumshot looking annoyed with mordin in the background taking notes and also add miranda and shep watching from the couch confused or laughing? Would be much appreciated. Thanks for your time.

Could you make a picture of ashley getting an elcor dick in her? Maybe with mordin taking notes along with maybe trying to cover her laugh and maybe liara looking confused?

Man you have it in for Ashley.  I’ll give one of them a shot but probably won’t get to it for a while.

Apr 2, 2014 3 notes
Apr 2, 2014 125 notes
Apr 1, 2014 165 notes
#Mass Effect #Miranda Lawson #Commander Shepard #Ashley Williams
Play
Apr 1, 2014 121 notes

March 2014

Mar 30, 2014 52 notes
#Mass Effect #samara #Liara T'Soni
Mar 28, 2014 180 notes
#Mass Effect #shiala #Commander Shepard #femshep #Ashley Williams #Liara T'Soni #thorian #thorian creeper
Mar 26, 2014 179 notes
#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #kelly chambers #Tali Zora Vas Normandy #samara #Miranda Lawson #jack #Subject Zero #Kasumi Goto
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