Shitty Horsey

Why all the horsecock?

You make sci-fi themed porn with the non-human dicks you have, not the non-human dicks you wish you had.

Any chance of a threesome with sheploo and two ashleys? One with her original design and the other with her ME3 design.

Could you make one of shep picking me1 ashley over me3 ashley? Maybe with me3 ashley looking really jealous or angry?

Something close coming up.

“Remind me again Shepard, how is this suppose to help cure the genophage?” Don’t have a Tumblr account so I’ll answer here. Shepard’s answer: “Cure? Who said anything about a cure? THIS IS JUST FUCKING GREAT!!!”

:)

can you make more mass effect girls getting fucked by animals?

I’ll get to it eventually.

…OK. Some weird pictures lately but OK. Kind of preferred your old Shepard signature picture or whatever it was called though.

Anthropomorphic cookie men sinking into cartoon vaginas is going to be the next quicksand porn.

I love your blog, I got a request, could you do a gif where samantha and diana allers are in shepards cabin and samantha is dominating diana??? :)

I don’t know how to do gifs.  I could probably whip up a pic though.

I LOVE that slave ring picture! GIVE ME MOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!

MaleShep is a bit of an ass in that slave ring picture but still it is AWESOME!!!

Life ain’t nothin but bitches and money.

Could we possibly see a series of pictures based off of your auction picture each person with their buyer? Personally, I’d love to see Kasumi with that krogan.

I’ll give it a shot, at least the Kasumi and krogan.  Means more horse cock though.

How about Jack having sex with the Illusive Man? Title it “What happens when Shepard skips Grissom Academy.” Jack is Indoctrinated so have her look unusually happy or even mesmerized. Maybe throw FemShep in there too, equally mesmerized, and title it “What happens when Shepard FAILS Grissom Academy.” If not having sex maybe have them dancing naked for TIM? Something to show off they are under his control.

I don’t know about mesmerized but I can do a TIM-Jack-FemShep pic.

Femshep suck katalyst boy, can you do it?

I’ll pass, not really my thing and I don’t want to get the van.

Horsey I would love to see you use bit torrent sync. Just download add a folder to sync, share the secret. done :)

I don’t know enough about bit torrent to be comfortable with it, maybe someday but probably not.

Would you kindly make a picture of ashley after taking a Krogan or Turian cumshot looking annoyed with mordin in the background taking notes and also add miranda and shep watching from the couch confused or laughing? Would be much appreciated. Thanks for your time.

Could you make a picture of ashley getting an elcor dick in her? Maybe with mordin taking notes along with maybe trying to cover her laugh and maybe liara looking confused?

Man you have it in for Ashley.  I’ll give one of them a shot but probably won’t get to it for a while.