Shitty Horsey: Archive

Dec 31, 2013 224 notes

#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #jack #Subject Zero #Miranda Lawson

Really like the jack/samara picture, could you make a similar one with jack and miranda or miranda and ashley? Would be much appreciated.

This seems to be a popular request lately

Dec 31, 2013 1 note

Dec 22, 2013 51 notes

#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #Liara T'Soni #Miranda Lawson #jack #Subject Zero #legion #Kaidan Alenko #kelly chambers #samantha traynor

Dec 22, 2013 274 notes

Dec 22, 2013 47 notes

#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #femshep #Urdnot Grunt #Urdnot Wrex

Good Festivas to you, Mr Horsey. I'm requesting a variant of the Garrus Kwanzaa pic with fully armored Shepard drinking from cup, in the style of Colonel Quaritch from Avatar. Also he has goggles on. This is very important and will elevate the artistic value of the scene.

Goggles?

Dec 21, 2013 2 notes

Dec 20, 2013 48 notes

#juilet starling #Lollipop Chainsaw #lynch

Dec 19, 2013 32 notes

#Mass Effect #Liara T'Soni #jack #Subject Zero #Commander Shepard #femshep #Garrus Vakarian

Dec 17, 2013 90 notes

#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #James vega #Liara T'Soni #jack #Subject Zero #Tali Zora Vas Normandy #samara

lordaardvarksfm:

So it took me damn near 24 solid hours to render all of this footage.
This is something that I have been working on very slowly over the past few months. I don’t know how many hours I’ve put into it, other than too damn many.
The project is currently on hiatus, and so I decided to just share…

Wow. Direct link: http://www.naughtymachinima.com/video/8656/mass-effect-fantasies-wip

Dec 15, 2013 133 notes

That hamster bit is very disturbing.

You’re telling me!

Dec 14, 2013 1 note

Dec 14, 2013 49 notes

#Mass Effect #Liara T'Soni #Commander Shepard #mordin solus #space hamster

Dec 12, 2013 52 notes

#Mass Effect #samantha traynor #kelly chambers #femshep #Commander Shepard

I really love your stuff. So much so I've been tempted to give it all a shot myself. What kind of software is used to make all this? Where would I get it? Does it cost anything?

Thank you. It’s Source Filmmaker and it’s free if you have a Steam account (which is also free if you have a decent enough computer to run it). Most of the models are either from Digitalero forums (they are also really helpful there), garrysmod.org and facepunch. The only thing I’ve ever bought was GarrysMod in order to get access to the models (it’s on sale for a $2.75 every few months).

Lastly, here is a Liara BJ pic that I’ve given up on making work:

Dec 11, 2013 11 notes

Could you do a liara video like the miranda one? Maybe like a 'continuation' of the short me3 sex scene from the game before TIM's base.

Just to clarify, that’s not my video. It’s Timpossible’s very excellent work. Also I’ve no idea how to animate.

Dec 11, 2013 1 note

lordaardvarksfm:

So I decided to go through with building the Liara Cum Dumpster 2 game. I am hoping to get most of done during my 26 days of break, but there is no guarantee of that.
Before I begin with game details, allow me to shower you all with highly WIP gifs. These are some idle animations I whipped up…

Sweet idea

Dec 11, 2013 144 notes

Dec 10, 2013 192 notes

Dec 10, 2013 206 notes

#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #jack #Subject Zero #samara

How about something Christmasy? The Normandy gang throws a party with all the male crew members getting gifts. Shepard gets Liara and Miranda. James get Ashley. Garrus gets Tali. Grunt or Wrex gets Kelly. And whatever other couples or pairings you'd like. Who says each crew member gets only one gift? Decorate the room with lights and give people Santa hats if you can. Tis the season!

Thank you for the idea but I already have a few for Christmas in mind. It’s of a similar idea so hopefully it will fit the bill.

Dec 10, 2013 1 note

Dec 8, 2013 322 notes

Dec 8, 2013 101 notes

#Mass Effect #jack #Subject Zero #Commander Shepard #femshep

Great stuff. Do you have an Aria model?

The regular model sure, sadly no nude Aria yet.

Dec 6, 2013 2 notes

Dec 6, 2013 90 notes

#Mass Effect #Clone Shepard #Commander Shepard #femshep #maya brooks #space hamster

I think I may be in love with your work.

Aw shucks